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Old 20 January 2005, 01:19 AM
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Cool (( Another EBAY genius ))

He's selling an E46 Evo cab for £9k and for a laugh i thought i'd email him. This is what i got.

Hello,

I am sorry for the late reply, I've been for treatment at a clinic in the
mountain area. I was out of reach with all of my friends.Anyway the BMW is
still for sale, and as you've saw on my ad the asked price is 9000 GBP.I
know it seems a little low, but I will be quite happy to get rid of it,
believe me. I am selling the car because I am unable to drive it anymore due
to my illness, I suffer of cancer and the doctors predicted me to live up to
6 months from now on. The reason why I am selling is that I want to buy for
my wife a small cottage at country area and the amount that I will receive
from the car I will pay the advance for it. I want to leave to her something
to remind her of me.
Let me tell you a few things about the BMW : the car is in perfect shape ,
never damaged,nothing is wrong with it.I've bought it three years ago. One
owner.Tires are like new. If you will take this price, I am willing to pay
for shipping and insurance to your location.
Presently I am located in Italy ,but I am willing to ship anywhere in Europe
,Ca or the US, as I work with Transatlantic Cargo Express here and I have
some privileges in the company(great discounts, priority deliveries...you
know...).I preffer payment done thorugh wire transfer and done after you
have confirmation that the car is shipped,for safety reasons offcourse. I
will send you all papers and documents,clear title,bills of sale to prouve
the ownership and to be able to register it with no problem.
Here are the details of the car I've did my best to describe it as it is in
this moment.
TITANIUM SILVER on GRAY LEATHER 2002 BMW M3 CONVERTIBLE in mint condition.
AC Schnitzer Pedals,Pirelli Tires,Lowenhart Wheels IT HAS A BMW CERTIFIED
WARRANTY up to 100,000 MILES or until AUGUST 9, 2008! It has a 3.2L Inline 6
Cylinder engine that produces a whopping 337 HORSEPOWER at 7,900 RPM, mated
to a 6 Speed Manual Transmission. It also has a Panasonic premium stereo
system with 6 disc CD CHANGER, JL Audio amplifier & speakers, GRAY LEATHER
INTERIOR, XENON HEADLAMPS, NAVIGATION SYSTEM and COMPUSTAR SECURITY SYSTEM.
A non-smoker owned vehicle. This vehicle has no prior collision damage. This
is a beautifully maintained vehicle - free of any present collision flaws.
This used auto has been babied and the body shows its well-kept condition,
not a door ding present. This vehicle has a smooth shifting transmission.
All power equipment on this vehicle is in working order. The exterior of
this vehicle is in excellent condition. The vehicle's interior looks as
clean as the day it rolled off the line. The PIRELLI tires look new.
Year/Make/Model: 2002 BMW M3 VIN: WBSBR93432EX24670 Body Style: Convertible
Engine Type: 3.2L V6 PFI DOHC 24V Manufactured In: GERMANY .......... Miles:
53665 Doors: 2 doors Transmission: Manual Interior: Gray Engine: 6 - Cyl.
Year: 2002 Warranty: Existing Engine: 6 CYLINDERS 3.2 Liters VIN Number:
WBSBR93432EX24670
So once again here are the main facts of this transaction:
-FREE SHIPPING
-Clear Title,Warranty,all papers to register the car.

Please get back to me asap if you decide to buy.

Best regards.

Christian Heller


AND I REPLIED WITH THIS.


Christian

Send me a picture of you with the car, a phone no and a copy of
the doctors report to confirm you are dying, only then i may be interested
!!!!!!!!!!

And send me your wifes no, she may be interested in a little one
on one action as you wont be around to look after her ;-) and i may get the
M3 even cheaper so that way everyones happy.

Good luck.


OH WELL, KEPT ME AMUSED.


RAZ
Old 20 January 2005, 01:51 AM
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Im using my friend Danbo's email as i dont have access to an account in the Uk....

Im hurt by your email...

It was a genuine offer and my wife is disgusted albeit a little turned on by your reply. I was only really selling the car at this price as i am minted and dont need the money.

If you are still interested i would be glad to send the pictures you require but the doctor is reluctant to supply a public report as it breaches patient confidentiality apparantly.

And as i'm desperate the price has dropped to 5K.

All the best.

Christian
Old 20 January 2005, 07:56 AM
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Wow a £4k price reduction for an offensive email ! Send him a nice one and you might get it for a grand !
Old 20 January 2005, 08:30 AM
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"as I'm minted and don't need the money, but I'm desperate the price has dropped to 5k"

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Old 20 January 2005, 08:34 AM
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Raz,

Want to post a link to the item so a few more of us can er, wind the fekker up!

Gary
Old 20 January 2005, 08:35 AM
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lol............v.good..........
Old 20 January 2005, 10:16 AM
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Cool :-)

Cant be bothered lookin for it again, but i'm sue it wont be hard to find, these guys must think everyone was born yesterday.

Makes me sick but keeps me amused !!!!!!!!!!!

Raz
Old 20 January 2005, 10:56 AM
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Look what i found



A car with the same vin number only this one is blue not silver like the one discribed above.

http://www.carsearch.com/775909.htm
Old 22 January 2005, 09:41 AM
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Wondering why this topic stopped just like that ?
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