sparkykev

Hopefully it will appear again soon, but how long before i get the missus to start searching for it?
I've just taken a dose of Andrews to speed up the process as i'm due at the dentist on tues for a check up, and it would be ideal for him to be able to refit it then.

RON

You might have to scrub it first though!!

r32

Is that "King sparkykev" then?

Fuzz

Apart from the fact he/ she probably wont fit it there and then..

"Oooh no sir, this is only booked as a check up appointment, you'll have to book another so we can fleece you/the government a little more"..

Dont fart whilst on the bog or you might crack the pan.


Andy

eddie h

Hope it dosn't have any sharp edges...

get an inflatable pillow now, while you can still walk

eddie

pslewis

Quickly eat some Corn NOW!! - when that comes through, start looking!!

Pete

Scooby96

CROWN

pslewis

He is the SN Queen, didn't you know??

Pete

DocJock

Pete had a crown fall out.

Maybe you can borrow his ?

Scooby96

Oh your tooth, so you're not a:

Spoon

I misread the title too.

Scooby96

I'd get the missus rummaging asap - tell her whilst shes there to keep an eye out for your prostate!

pslewis

I have had mine glued back in, together with the usual, "Oh, Sir, these shouldn't come out ... maybe its not so simple as just glueing it back"

YES it IS!! Forget about making a fancy job for yourself at my expense!!

"Well, I shall bung it back then, but it will fall out again"

I KNOW!!!! Thats what they DO! and I'll get it glued back in then again! Whats so difficult about THAT?!

"Really, you should have a bridge Sir"

Oh yes?? and thats cheap or expensive?

"Very expensive, Sir, I have a Porche and BMW X5 to maintain - how about it?"

Just glue the sodding thing in and charge me NHS rates!!

"Booooo, Hooooo - my children will starve now!"

What a larf, eh? Will it change when all these Albanian Dentists arrive to work for the NHS? Will all the 'Private' dentists all of a sudden start accepting NHS patients after they have told them all to clear-off??

Find a good Dentist who aren't purely driven by the vast amounts of money they can wangle and stick with them, thats my humble advice!

Pete

BOB.T

Don't let the dog stand behind you

Scooby96

Piss_Lewis - surely on your vast wage you couldnt possibly get NHS treatment???

pslewis

I can get NHS if I can find a Dentist still doing NHS work as can ANYONE else!!

Pete

John Catlin

You will need a tea strainer and high pressure washer.

After washing leave in Milton for the night, should all be O.K. then.

pslewis

The high pressure washer is to flush it out?????

Pete

Scooby96

Sterradent!

sparkykev

Well after four days of fruitless seaching i'd almost given up on seeing it again, i thought i'd be carrying a lump of porcelain and gold around in my gut forever, but tonight it made an appearance.
It's looking none the worse after its ordeal so after a soak in some bleach, i can see about getting it fitted.
So there you go, i'm sure there's a moral to this story somewhere.

pslewis

The Dentist will only say something like, "Don't give me that ****!"

Pete

Aaquil

Don't tar all dentists with the same brush and don't generalise...you get good and bad in all walks of life... you bloody burberry cap wearing boy racer chavs...oops sorry I generalised didn't I!!!

pslewis

I've known good and bad dentists - truth be known though, money seems to now be an important fact in their thinking, something I haven't seen so blatantly before?

Pete

NotoriousREV

thats going to make your eyes water when it comes out

Aaquil

"...their thinking..." Pete how many different dentists have you been to?! I know there are money orientated dentists out there (I drive a Rover 216si P reg by the way) but we are defo not all like that and certainly I wouldn't say the issue of money has become more of an issue recently. More of an issue is the lack of NHS Dentists available.