Bee

.....Swallow one of my contact lenses. Driving home from work tonight, passing the same cars, on the same road, avoiding the same 50ft puddles!! & all of a sudden...........

.......AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

My left lense decides to start kicking my eye! Now, trying not to flap too much, I pull over and pop my lense into the palm of my hand. Instant relief!!....AAAHHHH.

Now I'm thinkin right, need to clean it with somethin or get it moist at least, cause stickin a dry bit of plastic into your eye is not good! Lookin about the car...nope not a sausage,(Not that a sausage would help,mind.) this then leads to a brainwave!

I read once in a copy of Focus magazine that saliva is a natural cleanser, so,the plan was, lense in mouth,out mouth and back into eye. BUT, instead of placing the lense in my mouth, I sooked!!

Right off the palm of my hand and to the back of my throat!!

BUGGER.

Had to drive the rest of the way home with my left eye shut!!! (Not with the smile!) So, the lesson is Peeps, If your ever gonna stick a contact lense in your mouth DO NOT SOOK!!

Honestly!

Bee

Marky-San

LOL!! Nice one.

Bee

Surely not the ONLY person to have done this??












Ok. Maybe I am!