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Old 07 January 2005, 09:23 PM
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Default woooo I am not good enough to even have an interview @ B&Q

gee
i applied for a job at B&Q
was put on those automated questionairre thingys,

and i'm not even good enough to get to an interview.
well **** them then.

what other jobs are available for someone with NO experience whatsoever?
Old 07 January 2005, 09:28 PM
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how old are you?
Old 07 January 2005, 09:29 PM
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What qualifications do you have?
Old 07 January 2005, 09:34 PM
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you should be thinking that your TOO good for B&Q (self esteem and all that!)
Old 07 January 2005, 09:35 PM
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Male prostitute??

Well, you asked for suggestions
Old 07 January 2005, 09:42 PM
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just turned 27,
been self employed working in catering and sick of it.

and no "phelpsa" i don't want grannies all over me thank you
Old 07 January 2005, 09:43 PM
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Old 07 January 2005, 09:46 PM
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SALES?
Old 07 January 2005, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by wwp8
and no "phelpsa" i don't want grannies all over me thank you
Old 07 January 2005, 09:48 PM
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sales is the way forward im good for **** all and thats what i do
Old 07 January 2005, 09:53 PM
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what type of sales?

not kleeneze i hope, or knocking at peoples doors with a vac
Old 07 January 2005, 09:56 PM
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Richer Sounds lmfao
Old 07 January 2005, 10:46 PM
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When I was 17 I had an interview for an apprenticeship in the print trade. Sat an aptitude test and recorded their highest ever result (98.5%), passed 3 eye tests and had 1 years experience in the job at a previous employer (hence immediately more useful to them than a complete novice). Got a letter (which these days is a rareity (sp?)) which stated "Sorry, you are not of a high enough calibre"

Don't let it get you down. Someone will recognise your abilities, upto you to prove them right after that
Old 07 January 2005, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by wwp8
gee

what other jobs are available for someone with NO experience whatsoever?

You need to stop that attitude for a start. you are nearly twenty seven and have been self-employed. You must have experience in something to run your own business. You need to learn how to sell yourself.
Old 07 January 2005, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Manda_po
You need to learn how to sell yourself.

i don't wanna be a gigollo


was just looking for courier jobs,
but with 12pts , i suppose thats out of the question
Old 07 January 2005, 10:57 PM
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Maybe.
Old 07 January 2005, 10:58 PM
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Hang on. Twelve point? Shouldn't you be disqualified?
Old 07 January 2005, 10:59 PM
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i did last year, got it back now
Old 07 January 2005, 10:59 PM
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Well your points should have gone, shouldn't they?
Old 07 January 2005, 11:00 PM
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nope they stay for 3 years i think
Old 07 January 2005, 11:02 PM
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I never knew that. I thought a disqualification wiped them out.
Old 07 January 2005, 11:03 PM
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if only life was that simple
Old 07 January 2005, 11:09 PM
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psychiatric nursing auxillary ,sit down drinking tea ,smoking and yacking to people.If you can join an agency or work in a phorensic secure unit rather than the nhs can earn about 15 quid an hour.crying out for men in this line of buisness.
Old 08 January 2005, 01:45 AM
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Telesales doesn't usually require experience, I did that straight after leaving art college. In the sixth form I worked in ASDA stacking shelves, and M&S in their clothing department. Long time ago now but all character building stuff Good luck.
Old 08 January 2005, 08:59 AM
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Ahhh, sales, the last-chance saloon of the academic under-achiever... the most useful experience I ever got was from selling crap out of a bag door-to-door... Now I sell financial products (gladly not door-to-door anymore). I reckon whoever said "telesales" could be onto a winner - even if it's just for a year or so you should learn some valuable sales skills.

I'm sure this goes without saying but you are making sure you come across as positive and willing to learn, aren't you?
Old 08 January 2005, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by OllieC
Ahhh, sales, the last-chance saloon of the academic under-achiever... the most useful experience I ever got was from selling crap out of a bag door-to-door... Now I sell financial products (gladly not door-to-door anymore). I reckon whoever said "telesales" could be onto a winner - even if it's just for a year or so you should learn some valuable sales skills.

I'm sure this goes without saying but you are making sure you come across as positive and willing to learn, aren't you?

i probably do any ****
Old 08 January 2005, 10:26 AM
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Don't knock the male prostitute way, didn't do me any harm....not all 'clients' are old ugly women. Good character building stuff
Old 08 January 2005, 10:32 AM
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Tell a couple of pork pies on your CV mate.... more GCSE's than you have etc etc. No-one ever checks, and hey if they do you dont get the job. Try not to make yourself as clever as Stephen Hawkings though, they might smell a rat when a bio-chemist come nuclear rocket scientist wants a job stacking shelves
Old 08 January 2005, 11:19 AM
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if youve been disqualified your license is swiped clean. but the only time your disqualification comes up is if your up for another disqualification within 3 years, then your minimum gets extended from 6 months to 12 months. hope that helps
Old 08 January 2005, 11:32 AM
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**** the points.......... Its the year ban and record that will make imposs. to get driving job ....

Last edited by dpb; 08 January 2005 at 11:34 AM. Reason: if it was 12 months........


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