Chip

Taken from a local ad for a fee paid employment tribunal chairman

The Secretary of State and Lord Chancellor will appoint the candidate who appears to him to be best qualified regardless of ethnic origin, gender, marital status, sexual orientation, political affiliation, religion or disability

Fair enough, but why do they have to put all the crap in and not just adverrtise the job.

Not a bad job either at £396/day

Chip

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Hello

I always thought the ideal candidate for a position in any kind of council was a devil worshipping diseased one legged black lesbian dwarf.

Steve.

ALi-B

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These were two job ads I saw a while back on a Career agencies website:



THE BEST SALES POSITIONS EVER! (BASED SOMEWHERE UP NORTH!)

c£30,000 To £70,000 OTE Inc c£18 To £30,000 Basic + Car Allowance or BMW or Austin Allegro

well thats specific!!


Here's another real (alledgedly) advert that was on the same site:



Sales Executive - Fast Cars and Beer! (comutable to Oxfordshire) c£30,000 open ended OTE inc upto £25,000 Basic + car allowance Its true, you will be selling to top Motorsport teams and Breweries along with any other business with a need for promotional material. On top of this you will report to a boss who doesnt mind if your in the office 5 days per week, one day per month or on the golf course every other day... ..just so long as you do the business!

oh I wish!!

Mungo

At least we're not in the US - they have to be a war veteran there too (preferably Vietnam, but I'm sure the Gulf War counts just as well now).