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Old 23 December 2004, 09:29 PM
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Talking 'PC' Holiday wishes

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditional at all...and a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is
necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation
of the wishee.

This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first.

"Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the
usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of
any organised or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or
lack thereof).

Note: By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason
at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the
original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for the wishee her/himself or others,
or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the
implementation or non-implementation of same. This greeting is void where
prohibited by law.
Old 23 December 2004, 09:42 PM
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In ultra-PC Canada, that is hilarious. Every one here is **** scared to wish anyone a Merry Christmas in case they aren't christian and just says Happy Holidays instead.
Old 23 December 2004, 09:42 PM
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Nice one

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Old 23 December 2004, 09:55 PM
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Heeeeeeeelp!!!!!
Old 23 December 2004, 10:03 PM
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F**k that!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE ON SCOOBYNET!!
Old 24 December 2004, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Bonehead
F**k that!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE ON SCOOBYNET!!

Yep, and if you don't celebrate Christmas, bollards to you.
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