That Time Of Year
21 December 2004, 05:51 PM
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That Time Of Year
When four of Santa's elves fell sick, the trainee elves couldn't produce toys as fast as the regular ones.
Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
It was getting close to his big day.
Mrs Claus then told Santa that her mother was coming to visit.
Santas' eyes rolled heavenwards .................. "Wonderful"
Full of Christmas spirit he went looking for the humbugs...
He went out to "check & harness the reindeer",
He found that three of them were about to give birth and nobody had told him!
Two had jumped the fence and were out heaven knows where.
"Wonderful, bloody wonderful!!!"
Then, as he began to load the sleigh; one of the boards cracked. The toy bag fell to the ground and scattered them all round.
Deep joy!
Totally frustrated, he reached inside his jacket for an Hamlet,
All he found was an empty packet.
He went into the house for a mug of cider and a shot of rum. But when he got to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor,(or worse still.............drunk it!!!)
There was nothing to drink & its nearly Christmas!
In his frustration he dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end.
Just then the doorbell rang, and the irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened it, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day?
I have this beautiful tree for you. Where would you like to put it?"
And so began a great tradition carried on to this day!
Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
It was getting close to his big day.
Mrs Claus then told Santa that her mother was coming to visit.
Santas' eyes rolled heavenwards .................. "Wonderful"
Full of Christmas spirit he went looking for the humbugs...
He went out to "check & harness the reindeer",
He found that three of them were about to give birth and nobody had told him!
Two had jumped the fence and were out heaven knows where.
"Wonderful, bloody wonderful!!!"
Then, as he began to load the sleigh; one of the boards cracked. The toy bag fell to the ground and scattered them all round.
Deep joy!
Totally frustrated, he reached inside his jacket for an Hamlet,
All he found was an empty packet.
He went into the house for a mug of cider and a shot of rum. But when he got to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor,(or worse still.............drunk it!!!)
There was nothing to drink & its nearly Christmas!
In his frustration he dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end.
Just then the doorbell rang, and the irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened it, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day?
I have this beautiful tree for you. Where would you like to put it?"
And so began a great tradition carried on to this day!
23 December 2004, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Old_Fart
Dude...You can shove that tree up your ***? Ring any bells? LOL
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23 December 2004, 10:22 AM
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He opened it, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day?
I have this beautiful tree for you. Where would you like to put it?"
And so began a great tradition carried on to this day!
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day?
I have this beautiful tree for you. Where would you like to put it?"
And so began a great tradition carried on to this day!
23 December 2004, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by andrewdelvard
But the last line is the conclusion of the joke. What tradition? Christmas tree *** stuffing? Sorry that sledge is still passing over my head
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23 December 2004, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by mad_dr
A lot of people put an angel on the top of their tree. Hence it looks like the tree has been shoved up the angels backside...
Hey! I nearly got it
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