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21 December 2004, 01:22 PM
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Mounted Police
Ok, was on on the town Sunday night 
and came across 2 mounted Police officers trotting though Beeston,(these have been going round now for a couple of weeks) well, whislt they were plodding(
) along one of the horse's decided to let go and do a HUGE number 2, smack in the middle of a the pedestrain area in Beeston Square, now a little worse for wear we jokingly mentioned to the officer, that your gonna need a dustbin liner to clear that mess up to which the smart *** replied, No i don't and if you don't shut your mouth i'll get you doing it 
yer like **** ya will, i mutted sheepishly under my coughing, but we thought better than entering into a discussion about it, as we all know what the outcome would be, and so wondered off to the next port of call for some more christmas cheer
So, as it's an offence to allow your dog to foul a public footpath, does the same law apply to the mounted Police, or for that matter any person riding a horse on a public footpath ???
and came across 2 mounted Police officers trotting though Beeston,(these have been going round now for a couple of weeks) well, whislt they were plodding() along one of the horse's decided to let go and do a HUGE number 2, smack in the middle of a the pedestrain area in Beeston Square, now a little worse for wear we jokingly mentioned to the officer, that your gonna need a dustbin liner to clear that mess up to which the smart *** replied, No i don't and if you don't shut your mouth i'll get you doing it yer like **** ya will, i mutted sheepishly under my coughing
, but we thought better than entering into a discussion about it, as we all know what the outcome would be, and so wondered off to the next port of call for some more christmas cheer So, as it's an offence to allow your dog to foul a public footpath, does the same law apply to the mounted Police, or for that matter any person riding a horse on a public footpath ???
21 December 2004, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Jap2Scrap
Nope.
Horse tu*ds are 100% vegetable matter and don't harbour the same nasties as dog ****e..
Last time I checked it's not a legal requirement to clear up horse eggs
Horse tu*ds are 100% vegetable matter and don't harbour the same nasties as dog ****e..
Last time I checked it's not a legal requirement to clear up horse eggs
21 December 2004, 01:45 PM
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What nearly happened to me is that local mounted plod's nag dropped one on the exit to a junction and as I came round the corner on my motorbike, couldn't avoid it and the front end moved out Managed to catch it but everso nearly a nasty accident 
Now, for that I reckon I could've sued
What nearly happened to me is that local mounted plod's nag dropped one on the exit to a junction and as I came round the corner on my motorbike, couldn't avoid it and the front end moved out
Managed to catch it but everso nearly a nasty accident Now, for that I reckon I could've sued
21 December 2004, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Puff The Magic Wagon!
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What nearly happened to me is that local mounted plod's nag dropped one on the exit to a junction and as I came round the corner on my motorbike, couldn't avoid it and the front end moved out Managed to catch it but everso nearly a nasty accident
Now, for that I reckon I could've sued
What nearly happened to me is that local mounted plod's nag dropped one on the exit to a junction and as I came round the corner on my motorbike, couldn't avoid it and the front end moved out
Managed to catch it but everso nearly a nasty accident Now, for that I reckon I could've sued
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
Its the weasels that gang up to mug the badgers you have to be carefull off!
21 December 2004, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Tidgy
doesn't that count as littering? spot fine i believe!!!
You get fines for having spots? There's a lot of Saxo owners who'll be in trouble then .....
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