jaycee

Whilst having a few beers with some mates over the weekend, reminiscing and living in the past, the subject of an old friend popped up.
We'd always had ''doubts'' about him as he was never one to go out on the pull and he had his own house but never had any women to stay. Oh and he used scented toilet roll! Anyway, about a year ago he announced he'd got a bird. Cool we thought, he's obviously not batting for the other team. She moved in and everything seemed ok, we didn't see too much of him as he was always doing stuff as a couple. No problem, there was the odd text and phone call and a beer once in a while but he seemed happy. Great.
Fast forward a bit to a month ago and the bird moves out. Oh well these things do go **** up don't they, he'll pick himself up and find another bird.
Moving on to the weekend before last, 1 of the lads saw the ex-gf in a nightclub and got chatting to her, "how are you doing, you seeing anybody etc" and the conversation gets round to the split. So she tells him the reason why......

Imagine the scene, 5 blokes sat round getting hammered, chatting away and he pipes up with "Yeah she dumped him cos he wears womens clothes!"

It's like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????????
Say that again, I must've mis-heard you.
"He wears womens clothes."
When?
"On a night"
Does he go out in public like that?
"Once or twice apparently."
F*ck me!

Well being blokes and rather drunk we had more than a chuckle about it.

I thought about it yesterday and decided I'd have to ring him today and find out the truth one way or the other. So I did.
Now tact and diplomacy has never been my strong point so I didn't beat around the bush. I asked him how he was etc and then came out with it.
"Sam say's you're a bit of a Norman Bates"
A what?
"You like dressing up in women's clothes"
It went silent......and stayed silent.
I had to break the silence. "Is it true?"
Why?
"Well if it's not true you want to put a stop to her saying it."
Oh..errrrrm....well...you see.....errrrm...
"Look, is it or isn't it?"
The umming and arrrring went on for a little bit until he finally gave a muffled yes.
"Was that a YES?" (I had to stifle a laugh, childish I know but hey it's funny)
Yes
"Why?"
I don't know.
"You don't know why you dress up as a bird?"
More ummming and arrrring. I could sense he was feeling the pressure so I decided to back off a little. We had a bit of general chit chat but I couldn't leave it like that, questions needed answering.....

"How long have you been doing it then?"
A couple of years.
"Who else knows about it?"
Well I was trying to keep it a secret.
"Not very well by the sounds of it."
"I can't believe you let her in on it."
She was well up for it to start off with.
"I see....."

I told him I thought it was well dodgy and he ought to pack it in sharpish. I had one more question for him and then I was going....

"Are you bent?" Now I appreciate that was probably not the best way to ask the question but I'd said it out loud and I couldn't take it back.

The phone went dead. I rang back, he didn't answer, I sent him a text, he didn't reply.

So people of Scoobynet, answer me these simple questions.....

1) Is he a bit "odd"?
2)Is he likely to be gay?
3)Is crossdressing a wide spread thing and I'm just being a prude?
4)Should I give him a wide berth at all costs and leave him to his fetish?
5)Should I offer him my wife's cast offs as a peace offering?

I don't care if you actually answer the questions or not, I found it highly amusing and thought I'd share it with you!

Peccant

wish i had a friend as good as you

jaycee

If you can't see the comedy value then you're missing out.

PG

he's a fooking weirdo.

Wish

iTrader: (2)

Your heartless..... And did you really need to ask the question ? Is he bent .....






































HELL YES !

StickyMicky

FPMSL

Dazza01

PMSL, Jaycee, so many questions,
ur not thinking of taking up the hobby urself......................................are you

16vmarc

hoskib

iTrader: (1)

lol, was thinking the same thing!

as for the cross dressing bit, no he's probably not bent.

odd maybe, but whatever grills your burgers i suppose.

Markus

1) Yes he's a bit odd.

2) Possibly, though i would not say cross-dressing means your gay, or have homosexual tendancies, but you're a bit of a fairy if you do.

3) No idea how widespread it is, am not into the scene so would not know. Would have thought most chaps would keep it a bit quiet, in case thier mates found out. You never know how your pals may react to stuff like this, you might get a bit of a kicking for being a bit queer.

4) If you don't like what he's up to, keep away, you'll not change him. There is the possibility that if you are mates with him then others might think you're into it too, as your his friend.

5) Of course, he'll be delighted with the new wardrobe, just be careful as he might want to repay you lol.

lightning101

So you're jealous he's been in more womens knickers than you


I doubt I could fit in any birds clothes anyway.


Each to their own

mart360

bet he,s chuffed to have a friend like you..



not


what is it they say...

the more you deny it!!!! trying to throw the scent off..????




lets face it who cares!!!!!


it obviously bothers you , otherwise you woulndt have posted..




M

jaycee

You'll notice there wasn't an option 6. Take him for a beer and chat about it!!

Daz- Not in this lifetime so don't get your hopes up!

Markus

As for comments about you being a bit off for asking if he's bent. Well, you could have been a bit more tactful, for example: "So, you **** **** blokes then?" lol

I do remember a few of us asking one of the gang if he was gay, we'd thought for many years he might be, so one night one of us just asked him outright, he said "yeah lads, I'm a fudge panda" and we pissed ourselves. I did think one or two of the lads would give him a slap, or be totally sickened (they are not the most liberal bunch in the world) however, they were fine with it and we're all still good pals.

Dazza01

Damn and blast, was gonna ask u for a date then

jaycee

Mart, it doesn't bother me as such, it makes me laugh. Somebody I've known for 15 years, a big bloke too, dressing up as a girl on a night. The questions at the end were for humour purposes.

Peccant

ok you win lol!

Markus

Quesion is, have any of the other lads given him a slap yet? I'm sure a bit of a beating would make him see the error of his ways and return him to 'normal'

StickyMicky

h aha ha h
wheres the god dam pics!!!!

16vmarc

Is this his mate?

Bubba po

StickyMicky

is that george draws?

douglasb

Do him a favour and point him here.

They have a shop near Euston. I used to work in that area about 15 years ago and noticed the shop when walking around one lunchtime. I just thought it was a women's clothes shop but something didn't appear quite right. I then realised that the mannequins in the window were a bit on the large side. I then realised that the shop was called TRANSformation.......

Bubba po

No... that, my friend, is a LADY.

ProperCharlie

Do him a favour and leave the poor bloke alone.

Ray_li

Im totally p1ssing myself. This has got to be one of the funnest things iv read on here for ages.
Good one I needed that

Ray :

Markus

Does go to show that you never really know people. Who knows, might be a few freaks like this on SN

Bubba po

Ray_li

is the bloke on the right really gay?

saw him on johnathan ross and he seems a bit gay

tiggers

Depends how you define odd - probably doesn't conform to the SN idea of normal, but then not many do

Maybe, maybe not - crossdressers can be either - does it matter?

More widespread than most people realise (or want to realise )

Why should you give him a wide berth? If it bothers you tell him and ask him not to discuss it with you. Aside from that why should you treat him any differently? After all he's been doing it for years - the only difference is that you now know about it.

Err... maybe not!!

Live and let live mate.

tiggers.