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Old 26 October 2004, 04:11 PM
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Talking Going speed dating, need some questions....

Ok creative people, need some questions(preferably funny and original) to ask while speed dating..............thats if Im sober enough to speak still
Old 26 October 2004, 04:14 PM
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Any kids? Natural or Caesarean? You don't have long at these do's, best get the important stuff out of the way.
Old 26 October 2004, 04:17 PM
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okay , okay I'll do the obvious one ...


"Spit or Swallow ??"
Old 26 October 2004, 04:17 PM
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Straight to the point there Jack; may I suggest the even-more to the point: 'have you got a tight ****** then?'
Old 26 October 2004, 04:17 PM
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No sorry m8 - was going to make a few suggestions but they would have been no help at all. Along the lines of "Do you prefer a G string or a thong, Do you find biological powder gives you crotch rot?"
But I will check back later to see what gems you have been given.
Old 26 October 2004, 04:18 PM
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lol lets face it, all the women are bound to be divorced with 20kids

Well all the women at work who go speed dating are anyway
Old 26 October 2004, 04:19 PM
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Women like honesty.

So be honest.

Say that your there because you find it hard to get women.

Admit your sad. (Remember your only as sad as them.)

Tell them that the 'aim of the game' for you is a sh4g.

But warn them that your not very good at it.
Old 26 October 2004, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by yoza
Women like honesty.

So be honest.

Say that your there because you find it hard to get women.

Admit your sad. (Remember your only as sad as them.)

Tell them that the 'aim of the game' for you is a sh4g.

But warn them that your not very good at it.
Quality!
Old 26 October 2004, 04:45 PM
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well if you're going speed banging after make sure you have some high-speed rubber, you dont want to throw a tread during fast cornering!
Old 26 October 2004, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by weapon69
lol lets face it, all the women are bound to be divorced with 20kids

Well all the women at work who go speed dating are anyway
My good lady goes with her pal for the laugh, both never married, both with no children, both very good looking.
Old 26 October 2004, 04:52 PM
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pink or brown love?
Old 26 October 2004, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by GaryK
well if you're going speed banging after make sure you have some high-speed rubber, you dont want to throw a tread during fast cornering!
Excellent Gary!

I always ask if they have a garage/off road parking, if im going round to visit on my bike I want it to be secure....
Old 26 October 2004, 05:10 PM
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Calling Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, calling Kevin "Bloody" Wilson!
Old 26 October 2004, 05:19 PM
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