Tips for getting rid of a black eye
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Tips for getting rid of a black eye
Unfortunately I've ended up with a black eye due to an unfortunate accident (fell out of bed).
Anyhow I look a bit of a mess, swelling has gone down from last night when I did it but the bruising has come out quite bad.
Problem is I have got a job interview on tuesday at midday and dont think its going to give across a great impression.
Just wondered if the all knowing scoobynet had any tips for getting rid of it quicker than just leaving it.
Cheers
Al
Anyhow I look a bit of a mess, swelling has gone down from last night when I did it but the bruising has come out quite bad.
Problem is I have got a job interview on tuesday at midday and dont think its going to give across a great impression.
Just wondered if the all knowing scoobynet had any tips for getting rid of it quicker than just leaving it.
Cheers
Al
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Don't fall out of bed !
Seriously though frozen pea's should help, And if all else fails tell them the truth will raise a smile if nothing else comes of the interview. Bosses like honesty !
Seriously though frozen pea's should help, And if all else fails tell them the truth will raise a smile if nothing else comes of the interview. Bosses like honesty !
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Originally Posted by Big a1
Problem is I have got a job interview on tuesday at midday and dont think its going to give across a great impression.
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Just tell the interviewer that you were out with your current boss and somebody tried to pick a fight with him, you stepped in and battered them, saving your boss, as that's the sort of dedication you show at the workplace
You'll not even need a second interview!!
You'll not even need a second interview!!
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Just say the last interview didn't go too well = may be they'll feel sorry for you?......
Good luck anyway. As said above just tell the truth. It's that or the leeches
Good luck anyway. As said above just tell the truth. It's that or the leeches
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Apply 2 or 3 leeches to the affected area! They will inject their salivary anticoagulant into the haematoma and suck it out. Just remember to take them off (by touching their *** with a lighted ***) before the interview. Hope this is of help.
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Just wear sunglasses to the interview
Or even better wear dark glasses and bring a stick and pretend to be blind - you'll get the job for sure then, as they know they'll get sued for discrimination if they dont give it to you!!
Or even better wear dark glasses and bring a stick and pretend to be blind - you'll get the job for sure then, as they know they'll get sued for discrimination if they dont give it to you!!
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Unless BigA1 happens to be black or chinese.
I am sure BigA1 will find one for his complexion
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Black the other one, and tell the interviewer that youve not slept for a few nights due to your revising for this all important interview, which means the world to you.
Or better still, go to the interview with a parrot on your shoulder, a crutch under one arm, shouting "Pieces of eight, pieces of eight."
Oh and wear a patch over the blacked eye, thats quite important.
Or better still, go to the interview with a parrot on your shoulder, a crutch under one arm, shouting "Pieces of eight, pieces of eight."
Oh and wear a patch over the blacked eye, thats quite important.
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Black the other one, and tell the interviewer that youve not slept for a few nights due to your revising for this all important interview, which means the world to you.
Or better still, go to the interview with a parrot on your shoulder, a crutch under one arm, shouting "Pieces of eight, pieces of eight."
Oh and wear a patch over the blacked eye, thats quite important.
Or better still, go to the interview with a parrot on your shoulder, a crutch under one arm, shouting "Pieces of eight, pieces of eight."
Oh and wear a patch over the blacked eye, thats quite important.
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Originally Posted by Big a1
New topic - 'where to get leechs from?'
Arnica sounds like a plan, see if I can find somewhere open 2moro for it.
Arnica sounds like a plan, see if I can find somewhere open 2moro for it.
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If youve had a headache since you did it, I suggest you go to the Doctors in the morning.
Or A&E now.
Where you knocked out ?
Is your vision blurred ?
Are you feeling tired all the time.
Can you see bright dots or flashing lights ?
If you have any of the above I would go the A&E now.
Or A&E now.
Where you knocked out ?
Is your vision blurred ?
Are you feeling tired all the time.
Can you see bright dots or flashing lights ?
If you have any of the above I would go the A&E now.
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did ya try arnica? It is amazin stuff - I came out of a pub once and decided to have a piggy back race with me best mate and the two girls we had been with. Managed about 5 paces with girl1 on my back before I fell over... fortunately I managed to not break my wrists by using my face to break my fall. Had a formal 5 days later, and Arnica had me looking good as new.
(Should I mention that I am now married to girl2 while girl1 was the bridesmaid? )
(Should I mention that I am now married to girl2 while girl1 was the bridesmaid? )
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