Worst / funniest car in your works carpark
18 October 2004, 09:07 AM
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Worst / funniest car in your works carpark
You can take pics if you like, but I cant be blamed if you get caught and get a hiding for it 
There is a guy in my work who drives a 1.6gl sierra, at least I think thats what it started life as. It gets a paint job at least once a months. Its been:-
1. The general lee
2. American police car
3. Camoflague car
4. Zebra
It cracks me up. The bloke just gets the paint brush too it at the weekend. He is a really nice guy who doesnt give a stuff what anyone thinks and we all cant wait to see his next creation .........
Go on then top that ........
There is a guy in my work who drives a 1.6gl sierra, at least I think thats what it started life as. It gets a paint job at least once a months. Its been:-
1. The general lee
2. American police car
3. Camoflague car
4. Zebra
It cracks me up. The bloke just gets the paint brush too it at the weekend. He is a really nice guy who doesnt give a stuff what anyone thinks and we all cant wait to see his next creation .........
Go on then top that ........
18 October 2004, 09:13 AM
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The ultimate muppert mobile we had here was a Fiat Punto Sporting. It was covered with stickers, mini spoilers and god knows what else. He even had some B&Q kitche door handles over the rear number plate for some reason. Kept meaning to get a picture of it, but he has left now.
18 October 2004, 09:16 AM
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Just spoke to him and he has the car at home at the moment while he gets his creative juices flowing to come up with something nice just for scoobynet. Bless him
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18 October 2004, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by pbee
place i used to work had a bedford cf van done up like the a-team's van, with dummy bullet holes. Fantastic.
It looked hilarious 
I spotted a calibra in our works car park a few weeks ago and it was shockingly bad! I didn't take photos because I think it was the security guards car
18 October 2004, 11:21 AM
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STi wanna.....I bet the loser that drives that car saw you taking pictures & was really chuffed cos he thought you loved the car & wanted a photo !!!
Its like ***** who drive these sort of cars who drive around with sterios full blast & exhausts making a racket.....& they think the people looking at them are thinking "nice car" when in reality they are looking & thinking "what a complete kn0b" !!
Ro.
Its like ***** who drive these sort of cars who drive around with sterios full blast & exhausts making a racket.....& they think the people looking at them are thinking "nice car" when in reality they are looking & thinking "what a complete kn0b" !!
Ro.
18 October 2004, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by RoShamBo
STi wanna.....I bet the loser that drives that car saw you taking pictures & was really chuffed cos he thought you loved the car & wanted a photo !!!
Its like ***** who drive these sort of cars who drive around with sterios full blast & exhausts making a racket.....& they think the people looking at them are thinking "nice car" when in reality they are looking & thinking "what a complete kn0b" !!
Ro.
Its like ***** who drive these sort of cars who drive around with sterios full blast & exhausts making a racket.....& they think the people looking at them are thinking "nice car" when in reality they are looking & thinking "what a complete kn0b" !!
Ro.
would you take your car to a garage that does that to a classic?!!
18 October 2004, 12:32 PM
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There is a green VTS in our neighbours car park. I'm sure he has 18" wheels on it and / or lowered.
You can see a build up of rubber on his wheel arches
Or there is a bloke near where i live with a reliant robin that has flame stickers on the wheel arches. Whenever i see it, i never have my camera
You can see a build up of rubber on his wheel arches
Or there is a bloke near where i live with a reliant robin that has flame stickers on the wheel arches. Whenever i see it, i never have my camera
18 October 2004, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Buzzer
Or there is a bloke near where i live with a reliant robin that has flame stickers on the wheel arches. Whenever i see it, i never have my camera
alloys. Used to make a point of poncing about 'round it whenever we were out tinkering with whatever proper motors we had at the time as if he was trying to fit in 
Best bit was though, and this really used to crease me, it had...........an A L A R M
FPMSLDidn't go off when the local kids tipped it up onto it's @r5e one night
18 October 2004, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
It belongs to the thick bird in accounts..... it's her blokes mota.... he runs a garage!! would you take your car to a garage that does that to a classic?!!
would you take your car to a garage that does that to a classic?!!There is nothing wrong with a Dimma widebody kit, if your building a T16 replica
But to a road going classic, no way.
18 October 2004, 06:34 PM
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You'll NEVER believe this ...... but its TRUE!!! ......
Some absolute Dorkie Gay Boy has painted his wheels GOLD!!!
He MUST have painted them, cos no-one would be able to sell them!!
I would take a photo but I am pi55ing myself laughing too much!!
Pete
Some absolute Dorkie Gay Boy has painted his wheels GOLD!!!
He MUST have painted them, cos no-one would be able to sell them!!
I would take a photo but I am pi55ing myself laughing too much!!
Pete
18 October 2004, 07:20 PM
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That would have to be my Rover BRM !
Funny though, never had so much positive reaction to a car, my Fiat Coupe met with complete apathy, perhaps they are humouring me and think I may be 'special'.
There is one worst, a stickered Nissan Serena, its all Scouting Stickers and the bumpers are accented with faded Day Glo yellow, the entire back window is full of stickers, the driver we call the 'The Child Catcher'
Funny though, never had so much positive reaction to a car, my Fiat Coupe met with complete apathy, perhaps they are humouring me and think I may be 'special'.
There is one worst, a stickered Nissan Serena, its all Scouting Stickers and the bumpers are accented with faded Day Glo yellow, the entire back window is full of stickers, the driver we call the 'The Child Catcher'
18 October 2004, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
You'll NEVER believe this ...... but its TRUE!!! ......
Some absolute Dorkie Gay Boy has painted his wheels GOLD!!!
He MUST have painted them, cos no-one would be able to sell them!!
I would take a photo but I am pi55ing myself laughing too much!!
Pete
Some absolute Dorkie Gay Boy has painted his wheels GOLD!!!
He MUST have painted them, cos no-one would be able to sell them!!
I would take a photo but I am pi55ing myself laughing too much!!
Pete
1. its on a car(namely a subaru wrc )
2. its driven by PETTER THE LEGEND SOLBERG
ps loeb and the stig must die
18 October 2004, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by subaru#1
2. its driven by PETTER THE LEGEND SOLBERG
Please tell me you're joking!!!
If Solberg is a legend, what is Juha Kankkunen, Carlos Sainz, Tommi Makkinen, Timo Salonen, Michel Mouton, etc etc.....
Chill out FFS......
19 October 2004, 12:11 AM
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If only he would bring his car back....
A man that works in the building next door drives an escort with a big spoiler, a
massive scoop, rally pins and probably loads of other things I can't remember. I really wish he would bring it back in so I could get a photo. The last time I saw it my brother called in to see me and as we were chatting outside when this fella starts it up.
Even with a fat back box on it, the sound was like a lawn mower. My brother yells '1.4 or 1.6 mate?' and bursts into laughter.
Hes not driven it in since which is a real shame as I want a photo. A vivid blue colour with silver bits, must have cost him a small fortune to do but it looks very sorry.
massive scoop, rally pins and probably loads of other things I can't remember. I really wish he would bring it back in so I could get a photo. The last time I saw it my brother called in to see me and as we were chatting outside when this fella starts it up.
Even with a fat back box on it, the sound was like a lawn mower. My brother yells '1.4 or 1.6 mate?' and bursts into laughter.
Hes not driven it in since which is a real shame as I want a photo. A vivid blue colour with silver bits, must have cost him a small fortune to do but it looks very sorry.
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