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11 October 2004, 04:40 PM
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made me laugh :)
Shamelessly nicked from a mate 
Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting for the
imminent birth of their respective children.
One's an Englishman,one a Scotsman and the other a Jamaican. They
are all very nervous and pacing the floor. All of a sudden the
doctor bursts through the double doors saying "Gentlemen you won't
believe this but your wives have all had their babies within 5
minutes of each other." The men are beside themselves with happiness
and joy. "And",said the doctor,"They have all had little boys."
The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate each other over and over.
"However, we do have one slight problem," the doctor said. "In all the
confusion we may have mixed the babies up getting them to the nursery and
would be grateful if you could join us there to try and help identify
them."
With that the Scotsman pushed past the doctor and bolted to the nursery.
Once inside he picked up a dark skinned infant with dreadlocks saying, "
There's no doubt about it, this wee boy is mine!"
The doctor looked bewildered and said,"Well sir,of all the babies I
would
have thought that maybe this child would be of Jamaican descent."
"True",said the Scotsman...."but one of the other two is English and
I'm not taking any f**king risk!!!"
Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting for the
imminent birth of their respective children.
One's an Englishman,one a Scotsman and the other a Jamaican. They
are all very nervous and pacing the floor. All of a sudden the
doctor bursts through the double doors saying "Gentlemen you won't
believe this but your wives have all had their babies within 5
minutes of each other." The men are beside themselves with happiness
and joy. "And",said the doctor,"They have all had little boys."
The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate each other over and over.
"However, we do have one slight problem," the doctor said. "In all the
confusion we may have mixed the babies up getting them to the nursery and
would be grateful if you could join us there to try and help identify
them."
With that the Scotsman pushed past the doctor and bolted to the nursery.
Once inside he picked up a dark skinned infant with dreadlocks saying, "
There's no doubt about it, this wee boy is mine!"
The doctor looked bewildered and said,"Well sir,of all the babies I
would
have thought that maybe this child would be of Jamaican descent."
"True",said the Scotsman...."but one of the other two is English and
I'm not taking any f**king risk!!!"
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Maybe, said the Englishman, but one of the other two is f**cking Welsh and I'm not taking the risk. 
edited to say replace with any nation you like
edited to say replace with any nation you like
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"That's a maybe", said the Gooner, "but one of the other two is a Tottenham Fan and I'm not taking the risk."
edited to say replace with any football team you like
"That's a maybe", said the Gooner, "but one of the other two is a Tottenham Fan and I'm not taking the risk."
edited to say replace with any football team you like
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