Caption competition - Rebecca Loos
06 October 2004, 06:18 PM
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Caption competition - Rebecca Loos
Apparently, "Five is heading for a new storm over dumbed down reality TV shows after screening its most controversial broadcast yet in which David Beckham's alleged lover was shown masturbating a pig. Viewers were shown explicit footage of Loos, who donned rubber gloves to arouse the animal before collecting around a third of a litre of semen in a flask. The specimen was taken away and will be used to inseminate sows. Five said it was just a normal part of life on a farm, where animals have to be masturbated for breeding purposes."
Anyone got any good captions for this one?
"You're right David, Real didn't keep you very fit last year did they?"
Anyone got any good captions for this one?
"You're right David, Real didn't keep you very fit last year did they?"
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06 October 2004, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
collecting around a third of a litre of semen in a flask.
06 October 2004, 08:02 PM
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I feel sorry for the pig actually, I'd rather not have the hands, gloved or otherwise of some girl whose been anywhere near thickhams nether regions, anywhere near my nether regions.
"Rebecca did have to be shown the correct technique, as her first attempt resulted in her sucking the pig off and then spitting the contents into the container"
"Rebecca did have to be shown the correct technique, as her first attempt resulted in her sucking the pig off and then spitting the contents into the container"
06 October 2004, 10:26 PM
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The pig has denied all knowledge of being masturbated by MissRebecca Loos. In a statement read out by the pig’s solicitor “He said Miss Loos was his PA and was very good at her gob err I mean job”. 
07 October 2004, 12:27 AM
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[QUOTE=Markus]I feel sorry for the pig actually, I'd rather not have the hands, gloved or otherwise of some girl whose been anywhere near thickhams nether regions, anywhere near my nether regions.
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she wouldn't use her hands - you basically stick an electrode on its bollocks, switch it on and fill the coke can
amazing what you learn on a farm at the age of 5.
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she wouldn't use her hands - you basically stick an electrode on its bollocks, switch it on and fill the coke can
amazing what you learn on a farm at the age of 5.
07 October 2004, 11:42 AM
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Very funny thread...
2 that had me genuinely 'laughing out loud'
MJ:
the bloke behind her is saying " that's good, cup the ***** and work the shaft"
Tiggers:
Bloke: Hey what you doing with that dog?
Rebecca: It's not a dog, it's a pig.
Bloke: I was talking to the pig!
2 that had me genuinely 'laughing out loud'
MJ:
the bloke behind her is saying " that's good, cup the ***** and work the shaft"
Tiggers:
Bloke: Hey what you doing with that dog?
Rebecca: It's not a dog, it's a pig.
Bloke: I was talking to the pig!
