Are half of these people for real!!! Its only the tone deaf people that are complaining!!

 

just watched it aswell, laughed my **** off at 'eminem' lol

 

very amusing..

 

its only getting this much attention cos sharon osbourne is in it

 

Eminem xD what a tit!

 

What makes me laugh is when they get upset because they actually think they are good!!!!!!!!!!!

 

loved the quote
"have u ever recorded yourself and listened to it?"
-reply "yer ive been in a studio and recorded some tracks",
followed by "and you think its good?"
"yes"
pissed my self at that

 

that show frickin rules. cowell is hilarious.

 

Not that I'd admit to watching this programme on purpose, but whilst flicking through channels I did catch the "eminem" act and I honestly thought the bloke was retarded at first, lol!

 

thousands of people in Scotland, and only 6 picked, and even then it was a fight

Most of these people have really got to being doing it only to get on TV for a few seconds, by being so bad that their audition will be shown (cue eye of the tiger guy, and the guy who works with chickens )

And Julie Andrews tonight was so funny ' they cant say i should be a drag queen, im getting my solicitor to stop them showing me being a prat on TV'

 

"I'm 38 this is my last chance" - Right, you were sh*te for the first 38 so carry on dear

LMFAO

 

I think Cowell's a tool, notice how wherever he goes he's shadowed by a gorilla? Tosser. But he still makes me laugh

 

The midget with the funny ears made me laugh, when he began singing he went " purple ", just as funny was when he walked off sobbing with his bird.

She was 6' 3", he was 4' 3", (DAMN, THATS A BIG BITCH)...........

 

just means he doesn't get back problems when fur-burger-muchin whilst stood up.....


I'll just get my coat

Dan

 

Yeah but she is obviously abusing his ears whilst he is doing it

 

PMSL!!!

Bugger - there's tea all over the monitor!!!

Dan

 

LOL......


Excellent

 

Watched this prog for first time last night - pmsl all night. Dave the guy from the chicken factory, chris isaac

Simon.

 

The girl in the gold tin foil outfit was talented.

 

but not in the vocal department

I did think she was gonna rip her top off, at least I think that was going through Simon Cowells mind

 

She would get my DOLLAR......

 

What was everyones first thought after he told us he worked in a CHICKEN FACTORY!?

You're just absolutely positive arn't you ..

Poor fackin chickens.