Echo

The missis ran over her moby (snigger) so dug out the old one and after ringing Orange because the sim needed activating again was told it can't be done, need a new sim..... But then they guy suggested buying Max Power as they're doing a sim giveaway.

Blimey. Just read my first copy of Max Power and can't believe the stuff in there. I'm trying to figure the average IQ they're aimed at, must be less than 10.

Maybe I'm getting too old

Mike

16vmarc

pmsl @ suggesting max power!

Senior_AP

Excelent for the scantily clad girls.

Cars are 98% ****, the occasional nice motor.

Its fun, its for 15-20yr olds. We've all been there haven't we.

ScoobyDoo555

You WANTED to buy it. YOU ran over Elaine's phone. Any excuse to have a "read"

I hope you wiped the cover down first!! God knows which spotty oik has been "stimulating" himself to it....

Dan

pslewis

I though THIS WAS the Max Power Website!!! - Its NOT!?

I had better get myself over to www.sensible/volvo/and/skoda/use.com then!!

Pete

Senior_AP

Must admit, alot of Scoobies getting in there now. About the same volume as there was Fiesta RS Turbo's 6 years ago....

chris's scooby

I wouldn't have read it when i was 20. I think i was reading Viz at 14, so Max Power may have sparked a passing interest at some point before that!

The sort of thing to keep to light the BBQ with!

Echo

PMSL

pslewis

Indeed, the Nova and saxo boys of 5 years ago are now getting their hands on Scoobies!!!!

A massive hike in Insurance premiums I suspect is around the corner!!

Pete

Senior_AP

That's the problem. Anyone can drive anytting these days.

Nothing is sacred.

pslewis

Is that a FORD 'anytting'

Or a Vauxhall 'anytting'??

Pete

Senior_AP

Typo blah bla. Slip of 'da' finger my shizzle.


Yep. Along with BMW, Subaru, Mitsi, Volvo(!!), Lexus.

Boy racers are getting awfully sophisticated!! Where do they get their money from!?!?!?!?!?

In my day (only 7 years ago) you were cool if you had a stolen Escort 1.3 Eclipse with 15" TSW Stealths!!

Dazza01

Best questions in their has to be

"Would you **** an ugly bloke with a nice car"
I've got no chance there then


"pink or brown"
"Spit or swallow"

Senior_AP

You forgot "favourite position".

out of a 2 page spread, consisting of 25 birds you'll get 2 that are quite nice. The rest are pale chavs, slick back hair, Argos jewellery, tight leggings and 30'000 Lambert & Butler.

Eeeeuuuuwww!!!

Senior_AP

Oh, and "fave car".

"Ferrari, Lambourghini, or however you spell it innit, Escorts and my boyfriends Punto Sporting LOOK-A-LIKE".

Dazza01

here's another couple

"How often do you flick the bean"

"*** quiet or scream"


in this months copy there's a nice tart leaning
against the front of a White STi ???
anyone of here

Senior_AP

You know what, I may start buying it again. 3 reasons.

1. **** material

2. Remind how far I have come in the last few years.

3. Laugh at the chavs.

Dazza01

but don't u find the pages get stuck together

Senior_AP

Naah, I squat to one side and unload over my bints face.

Dazza01

Senior_AP

For 3 valid reasons:

1. Looks funny.

2. They need to wash - 15 minutes peace!!!!

3. I don't tarnish the mag for future excercises.

Echo

Senior_AP

True isn't it.

Dazza01

PMSL
Hope she don't sleep with her mouth open

Senior_AP

In her ear if necessary!!

What you doing up at this un-earthly hour???? My excuse is work - have to rebuild a server. We drew straws......I lost.

Wanna go bed!!!

Here til 6am ish I'd say.

Dazza01

Bummer

Same here, WORK, im here till 7 normally finish 5 mins ago but swapped shift cos mate is flying off to AMS in the morning at 07.10 with his bird.

Senior_AP

I hate working nights cos the internet is only "so big"

But, you don't get grief from managers.

Dazza01

work permenant nights well twilight really 18.00hrs / 02.30hrs

Don't see the wife or kids normally during the week which can be a good thing, sex thou is great at the weekends

WITH THE WIFE