Max Power - utter c@£p
 

The missis ran over her moby (snigger) so dug out the old one and after ringing Orange because the sim needed activating again was told it can't be done, need a new sim..... But then they guy suggested buying Max Power as they're doing a sim giveaway.

Blimey. Just read my first copy of Max Power and can't believe the stuff in there. I'm trying to figure the average IQ they're aimed at, must be less than 10.

Maybe I'm getting too old :D

Mike

pmsl @ suggesting max power!

:D

Excelent for the scantily clad girls.

Cars are 98% ****, the occasional nice motor.

Its fun, its for 15-20yr olds. We've all been there haven't we.

You WANTED to buy it. YOU ran over Elaine's phone. Any excuse to have a "read" ;) :p

I hope you wiped the cover down first!! :D ;) God knows which spotty oik has been "stimulating" himself to it.... :D

Dan

I though THIS WAS the Max Power Website!!! - Its NOT!? :eek:

I had better get myself over to www.sensible/volvo/and/skoda/use.com then!!

Pete

Must admit, alot of Scoobies getting in there now. About the same volume as there was Fiesta RS Turbo's 6 years ago....

I wouldn't have read it when i was 20. I think i was reading Viz at 14, so Max Power may have sparked a passing interest at some point before that!

The sort of thing to keep to light the BBQ with!:D

PMSL

:D

Indeed, the Nova and saxo boys of 5 years ago are now getting their hands on Scoobies!!!! :eek:

A massive hike in Insurance premiums I suspect is around the corner!!

Pete

That's the problem. Anyone can drive anytting these days.

Nothing is sacred.

Is that a FORD 'anytting'

Or a Vauxhall 'anytting'??

;) :D Pete

Typo blah bla. Slip of 'da' finger my shizzle.


Yep. Along with BMW, Subaru, Mitsi, Volvo(!!), Lexus.

Boy racers are getting awfully sophisticated!! Where do they get their money from!?!?!?!?!?

In my day (only 7 years ago) you were cool if you had a stolen Escort 1.3 Eclipse with 15" TSW Stealths!!

Best questions in their has to be

"Would you shag an ugly bloke with a nice car" :D
I've got no chance there then :(


"pink or brown":D
"Spit or swallow" :D

You forgot "favourite position".

out of a 2 page spread, consisting of 25 birds you'll get 2 that are quite nice. The rest are pale chavs, slick back hair, Argos jewellery, tight leggings and 30'000 Lambert & Butler.

Eeeeuuuuwww!!!

Oh, and "fave car".

"Ferrari, Lambourghini, or however you spell it innit, Escorts and my boyfriends Punto Sporting LOOK-A-LIKE".

here's another couple

"How often do you flick the bean"

"Cum quiet or scream" :D:D


in this months copy there's a nice tart leaning
against the front of a White STi ???
anyone of here :D

You know what, I may start buying it again. 3 reasons.

1. Wank material

2. Remind how far I have come in the last few years.

3. Laugh at the chavs.

:D
but don't u find the pages get stuck together :D:D

Naah, I squat to one side and unload over my bints face.

:D :D ;)

:lol: :thumb:

For 3 valid reasons:

1. Looks funny.

2. They need to wash - 15 minutes peace!!!!

3. I don't tarnish the mag for future excercises.

:D

True isn't it.

PMSL :D
Hope she don't sleep with her mouth open :eek:

In her ear if necessary!!

What you doing up at this un-earthly hour???? My excuse is work - have to rebuild a server. We drew straws......I lost.

Wanna go bed!!!

Here til 6am ish I'd say. :(

Bummer :(

Same here, WORK, im here till 7 :( normally finish 5 mins ago but swapped shift cos mate is flying off to AMS in the morning at 07.10 with his bird.

I hate working nights cos the internet is only "so big"

But, you don't get grief from managers. :D

work permenant nights well twilight really 18.00hrs / 02.30hrs

Don't see the wife or kids normally during the week :D:D:D which can be a good thing, sex thou is great at the weekends :D:D

WITH THE WIFE