I've been naughty...again!

Seen on the back of a large van pulling into chelmsford prison.

James

 

PMSL

 

On the inside of a toilet door in Llanbedr in Wales I saw
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Back of dirty van, ------------------ I wish my wife was this dirty.

 

Back of my old van "yes it IS going flat out - and no I ain't going to move out your way"

I think that was the only one I could actually post on here.

 

Followed in a different handwriting by....

She is !!!!

 

lol

 

BOMB DISPOSAL TEAM
if i`m going fast try to keep up

 

Nearly crashed when I saw written on the back of a filthy minibus "washed by David Blunkett."

D

 

"also available in <insert original colour of car>"

Read a bit of poetry in the bogs once.

"Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to $hit and stink
I come here to scratch my *****
And read the writing on the walls"

 

Library toilet in Highgate:

A mark on the wall at about 6 foot high with arrow pointing to it: 'If you can pee this high you should be a fireman.'

 

Don't clean me, please plant something

 

On a toilet wall in front of the urinals.....

"Why are you staring at the wall.... the joke is in your hand"

 

on a toilet wall


"Please note: All turds over 6 inches must be hand lowered!"

 

 

If driven well please call 999 its been stolen

 

On the back of a "Passion Wagon", curtains on the rear windows etc ...

"Don't laugh ... it might be your daughter inside"