wwp8

i don't have a sat/nav system but i would love to see one that does this,

S.N: straight ahead and take the 2nd left

(you missed the turning)

S.N: are you thick or deaf you ******* **** i said 2nd left gee park up and do a u-turn you fool

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S.N: take the 3rd exit on the roundabout

(you take the 2nd and take a short cut, you are familiar with)

S.M: oooooooohhhh so we have a wise one have we, why buy me @rsehole.
i could have been bought by some one who appreciates me more you turd


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radar detector with voice.

RD: gatso ahead 500m

(you haven't slowed down yet)

RD: gatso ahead 300m

(you still haven't slowed down yet)

RD: OI!!!!!!!!!!! gatso here 50m SLOW DOWN!!!!

you slow down to the speed

RD: thats better *sigh*
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RD: LASER 5M!

(you slam the breaks to slow down)

RD: haha april fools

(you speed up again)

blue flashing light behind you

RD: HAHA GOTCHA april fool again

Prince Popeye

Yawn. you send me to sleep. anything better to say???

Jaybird-UK

Tomtom uses wav files, record your own.

wwp8

at 3.18 , and you're still not asleep gee not too good am i