Why can't Tennis and Cricket stir the nation?
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Why can't Tennis and Cricket stir the nation?
Just wondering
I fail to see the attraction in Tennis or Cricket - I would rather have my fingernails pulled out with a pair of pliers .......... why then does a 90 minute footie match set the world on fire?
And why can't we have a World Cup every year!!?? Lets ban all non-stirring girlie games like Tennis!
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Pete
I fail to see the attraction in Tennis or Cricket - I would rather have my fingernails pulled out with a pair of pliers .......... why then does a 90 minute footie match set the world on fire?
And why can't we have a World Cup every year!!?? Lets ban all non-stirring girlie games like Tennis!
Agreed?
Pete
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The best thing about tennis is cheap strawberries when Wimbledon is on. Its ok watching the latter stages but does tend to drag.
Cricket is so boring its untrue - the only sport where one match can last 5 days and end in a draw.
Simon.
Cricket is so boring its untrue - the only sport where one match can last 5 days and end in a draw.
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Milo - Id like to see you play in a professional match and then turn around and call it girlie. Thats assuming you were actually able to speak after 90mins of intense physical exertion.
I have full respect for footballers as the fitness levels to run up and down a pitch at that pace for that length of time is just mad.
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I have full respect for footballers as the fitness levels to run up and down a pitch at that pace for that length of time is just mad.
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Originally Posted by P1Fanatic
Milo - Id like to see you play in a professional match and then turn around and call it girlie. Thats assuming you were actually able to speak after 90mins of intense physical exertion.
and yes.. i can easily do far more than 90 mins of far more intensive training than soccer.. and regularly do
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Its a strange fact this - BUT -
76% of all Gay men play RUGBY!!
Actually, its not that weird really? Its the only place where blokes can grab another by the ***** and be called a REAL man!!!
Cricket, on the other hand - is played by overweight, middleaged white collar workers
Tennis, well, some of the women are cute in their mini skirts - I'll give yer that, but all they have to do is to run about a minute grassy area - pathetic!
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76% of all Gay men play RUGBY!!
Actually, its not that weird really? Its the only place where blokes can grab another by the ***** and be called a REAL man!!!
Cricket, on the other hand - is played by overweight, middleaged white collar workers
Tennis, well, some of the women are cute in their mini skirts - I'll give yer that, but all they have to do is to run about a minute grassy area - pathetic!
Pete
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Just wondering
I fail to see the attraction in Tennis or Cricket - I would rather have my fingernails pulled out with a pair of pliers .......... why then does a 90 minute footie match set the world on fire?
And why can't we have a World Cup every year!!?? Lets ban all non-stirring girlie games like Tennis!
Agreed?
Pete
I fail to see the attraction in Tennis or Cricket - I would rather have my fingernails pulled out with a pair of pliers .......... why then does a 90 minute footie match set the world on fire?
And why can't we have a World Cup every year!!?? Lets ban all non-stirring girlie games like Tennis!
Agreed?
Pete
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Originally Posted by milo
lol... most of the pros winge about broken fingernails
and yes.. i can easily do far more than 90 mins of far more intensive training than soccer.. and regularly do
and yes.. i can easily do far more than 90 mins of far more intensive training than soccer.. and regularly do
Im sure Henrik Larsson and David Busst were pussies getting their legs broken eh?
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Originally Posted by P1Fanatic
Im sure Henrik Larsson and David Busst were pussies getting their legs broken eh?
my point was - how is football any less of a girlie game than tennis?
ive never known a pro strongman or powerlifter quit out of an event because of a broken nail or blister tho
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
He doesn't play with the pussies, he shoots them
Originally Posted by pslewis
Its probably 'Yuppie-Paintballing'
Oooooooooooo, you can get 'ever-so' bruised
Pete
Oooooooooooo, you can get 'ever-so' bruised
Pete
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I would think any international sportsman would **** all over the jumped up fitness fanatics on SN
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Cricket, now there's a boring game.
Just so boring. A guy at work listens to all the tests on the Radio. By the third day people were coming and asking me ban radio's in the workshop.
Lee
Just so boring. A guy at work listens to all the tests on the Radio. By the third day people were coming and asking me ban radio's in the workshop.
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