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Old 25 June 2004, 08:17 PM
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Just wondering

I fail to see the attraction in Tennis or Cricket - I would rather have my fingernails pulled out with a pair of pliers .......... why then does a 90 minute footie match set the world on fire?

And why can't we have a World Cup every year!!?? Lets ban all non-stirring girlie games like Tennis!

Agreed?

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Old 25 June 2004, 08:21 PM
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soccer would be banned too then.. what with it being about the girliest of games of them all
Old 25 June 2004, 08:21 PM
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The best thing about tennis is cheap strawberries when Wimbledon is on. Its ok watching the latter stages but does tend to drag.

Cricket is so boring its untrue - the only sport where one match can last 5 days and end in a draw.

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Old 25 June 2004, 08:23 PM
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Milo - Id like to see you play in a professional match and then turn around and call it girlie. Thats assuming you were actually able to speak after 90mins of intense physical exertion.

I have full respect for footballers as the fitness levels to run up and down a pitch at that pace for that length of time is just mad.

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Old 25 June 2004, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by P1Fanatic
Milo - Id like to see you play in a professional match and then turn around and call it girlie. Thats assuming you were actually able to speak after 90mins of intense physical exertion.
lol... most of the pros winge about broken fingernails

and yes.. i can easily do far more than 90 mins of far more intensive training than soccer.. and regularly do
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Its a strange fact this - BUT -

76% of all Gay men play RUGBY!!

Actually, its not that weird really? Its the only place where blokes can grab another by the ***** and be called a REAL man!!!

Cricket, on the other hand - is played by overweight, middleaged white collar workers

Tennis, well, some of the women are cute in their mini skirts - I'll give yer that, but all they have to do is to run about a minute grassy area - pathetic!

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Old 25 June 2004, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Just wondering

I fail to see the attraction in Tennis or Cricket - I would rather have my fingernails pulled out with a pair of pliers .......... why then does a 90 minute footie match set the world on fire?
And why can't we have a World Cup every year!!?? Lets ban all non-stirring girlie games like Tennis!

Agreed?

Pete
I think you'll find it's the fans who set the world on fire after the game is over
Old 25 June 2004, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by milo
lol... most of the pros winge about broken fingernails

and yes.. i can easily do far more than 90 mins of far more intensive training than soccer.. and regularly do
Unless youve played an entire international football match then how can you make that statement?

Im sure Henrik Larsson and David Busst were pussies getting their legs broken eh?

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Old 25 June 2004, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by P1Fanatic
Im sure Henrik Larsson and David Busst were pussies getting their legs broken eh?
no idea.. i dont follow football at all. my original comment was said in jest (notice the winking smilie), but i will still maintain that pro footballs do have a reputation for being pussies and according to many will miss training/matches for blisters etc.

my point was - how is football any less of a girlie game than tennis?

ive never known a pro strongman or powerlifter quit out of an event because of a broken nail or blister tho
Old 25 June 2004, 08:59 PM
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Oh FFS - now we're having my sport is harder than your sport arguments
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Originally Posted by tiggers
Oh FFS - now we're having my sport is harder than your sport arguments
you play a wimpy sport too then?
Old 25 June 2004, 09:05 PM
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Well my sport has got guns!

Grrr!
Old 25 June 2004, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ajm
Well my sport has got guns!

Grrr!
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Old 25 June 2004, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by tiggers
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Old 25 June 2004, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ajm
Well my sport has got guns!
He doesn't play with the pussies, he shoots them
Old 25 June 2004, 09:56 PM
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Its probably 'Yuppie-Paintballing'

Oooooooooooo, you can get 'ever-so' bruised

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I would think any international sportsman would **** all over the jumped up fitness fanatics on SN
Old 25 June 2004, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
He doesn't play with the pussies, he shoots them
Now now, we don't want the weaker minded forum members to become hysterical again, do we!

Originally Posted by pslewis
Its probably 'Yuppie-Paintballing'

Oooooooooooo, you can get 'ever-so' bruised

Pete
Perhaps you'd volunteer to be "the enemy" then Pete. I'll give you 60 seconds head start, although by all accounts I doubt you'd be as challenging a target as the clay pigeons!
Old 25 June 2004, 10:08 PM
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Oh dear, pslewis in Attention Deficit Syndrome shock horror............
Old 25 June 2004, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooby96
I would think any international sportsman would **** all over the jumped up fitness fanatics on SN
in what? their chosen sport, or a urinating competition?
Old 25 June 2004, 10:51 PM
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Cricket, now there's a boring game.

Just so boring. A guy at work listens to all the tests on the Radio. By the third day people were coming and asking me ban radio's in the workshop.

Lee
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