Sub97

Im organising my brothers stag do next weekend and myself and the lads going have decided we need a task list (with forfeits) for the groom. Trouble is we have been pretty dire at coming up with good ideas. So far we have:

Drinking Tasks:
Volume Task : 3 pints in 30 minutes - not too challenging if he gets it out of the way early....but will set him up for the night ;-)

'Short' Task : (if he's still up to it) Drink around the world. One shot (not same glass) for each continent eg. Europe - Gin ; South America - Tequila , Asia - Vodka, North America - Bourbon ; Australasia - Dark Rum (artistic license).......

Humiliation Tasks:
Breakdance on his own in the middle of the dancefloor (we can 'form a circle' if required)

Aquire a piece of womens underwear (must have been worn)

Drive at least one lap of the race circuit with his **** out

Streak across the (any) green - (can be in the middle ofthe night as long as he has witnesses)

Dance on stage (if there is one) for the duration of a whole song.


We are going karting and staying at a Golf course which is why those two are in there. Any other suggestions would be gratefully received!

Cheers

Steve

RichWalk

Give Nick Faldo a good seeing to, wearing only the 18th Hole flag, in the middle of the Golf Club Bar whilst still in his cart, whistling 'Candle in the Wind' by Elton John.

Should ensure a very short and cheap evening............

mgg

Make him aquire some womens underwear, and wear them on his head while he necks a pint.
At some point he has got to pull his own pint of beer.........without getting caught by bar staff.
Make him wear his golfing clothes on the night, check trousers and a tank top and golfing gloves.

Hard one to think what to do because its at a golf club........i'll have a think.

Sub97

Cheers guys, keep em coming

pbee

has to involve some minger of a stripper whipping him with his own belt to be any kind of stag do.

OllyK

Wear golf shoes in the club house
Throw up in the trophy cabinet

Poor Guy

steal at least 1 traffic cone without being caught.

steal one glass from a pub.

(did those 2 last week, had a champagne glass in my pocket coming out of a night club and a bouncer says "hands out your pockets" and i thought id had it, then he says " you cant leave without some leaflets". I was like , LEAFLETS! THANK YOU, LEAFLETS, YES THANK YOU SO MUCH, IM GUNNA GO NOW, WITH MY LEAFLETS, BYE! change of trousers required)

messiah

Drinking Task that we did at World Cup : A Round every 10 minutes according to time on tv screen during footie match.

Timed his stag do nicely then eh?

deano

Leave his scooby in the captains car parking space

FASTER MIKE!!

was at a stag doo 2 weeks ago, groom naver made it to the stip joint(its a must) he was taken home in tears

paulwrxboro

Get a fat birds phone number

Audi-Boy

Impossible.