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Old 19 May 2004, 08:34 PM
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You hear it everyday over and over on here so lets get the quotes down on paper.

1. I had him in the twisties
2. The MAF sensor has blown
3. What number WR1 have you got
4. My exhaust sets off car alarms
5. Knock link showing activity
6. Heat soak
7. Rolling road must be wrong


anymore for anymore???
Old 19 May 2004, 08:36 PM
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8. why put a scoop on a sport?
9. why buy a sport?
Old 19 May 2004, 08:37 PM
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10. Impreza too common!
Old 19 May 2004, 08:38 PM
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Fuel Surge !!!!

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Track day special -

11) It was my in/out lap
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13. optimax optimax must use optimax
14. Is BP ultimate any good??
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why put a scoop on a sport?
Damn you beat me
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15) had to run with reduced boost
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16. I mashed the pedal and the nova diasappeared in my rear view mirror
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My lexus/afterburner rear lights are the dogs danglies
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15 ) How do you cure overboost ?
16 ) Will this fit my car ?

Old 19 May 2004, 08:43 PM
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17. I did an F40 in the twisties
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17) Lowered my car, but can't get the jack under
17a) Scrapes over speedbumps
17b) Wheels rubbing on arches, but it looks cool, so I'll keep it like this
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18. STi 8 for sale
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Flamer kits are the must have mod















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Blown my engine
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19) impreza is the new XR3i - fecking sick of this one!
Old 19 May 2004, 08:46 PM
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19) How can I reduce my debt
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My g/f's breasts bounce in the bucket seats, how can I help?
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20. STi 5 piston slap
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oil change and big ends gone

cel what does it mean!!!

urgent help needed...............on tyre sizes

group buy



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Now your just getting silly spoon
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I have WRC stickers, afterburner light, neons, gold wheels, big spoiler. You should see the looks I get when I am out driving!

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what exhuast is loadest
TSL blah blah blah
change your zorst you loose your waranty
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Now your just getting silly spoon
I kid you not!! I even offered to sit in the back seat and let her call me Ultimo.
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Classic shape is dated now
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Rally decals fitted what do you think?
just finished swiss whatevering it


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