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Old 03 December 2004, 11:34 AM
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"I religiously idle the engine for 5 hours, even if I've only just glanced at my car"
Old 03 December 2004, 11:52 AM
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what are those godspeed brakes like?
dont know if this SIAL but.....
dont forget a knocklink
im fitting 1L injectors, will I get 500 bhp?
labour are great and doing a great job and I want to have their babies so I can then claim maternity pay and then....
will an apexi fc sort out my marriage problems?
that 'ring thing is a piece of p**s
you know you're a chav when....
whats a tek3?
Old 03 December 2004, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jasey
Great thread



No not this thread - it's ****e - but add "Great Thread" to the list
SMART ! I didnt realise that you could say ****e... I will never say sh*te again
Old 07 December 2004, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by GC8
SMART ! I didnt realise that you could say ****e... I will never say sh*te again
SSSShhhhhhh - The mods might be watching

<TEST> sh*te </TEST>

Now look what you've done
Old 07 December 2004, 09:39 AM
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****E
Old 07 December 2004, 09:42 AM
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thank **** for that

Old 12 December 2004, 06:05 PM
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oh look at this............

a subaru has gone into a house in america.......................
Old 15 December 2004, 01:39 PM
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I want to take the car through a car wash. Its got a pro-drive rear spoiler and I am worried about it being knocked.

Do ya think it will be ok ????????????
Old 15 December 2004, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Gutmann pug
I want to take the car through a car wash. Its got a pro-drive rear spoiler and I am worried about it being knocked.

Do ya think it will be ok ????????????
Probably OK if it's Stickymicky's carwash. That must be Scoobfriendly!
Old 15 December 2004, 01:56 PM
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"No way have I lost 7 grand in 8 months on my WR1"

"Prove you can get them for 25 grand".
Old 15 December 2004, 01:56 PM
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I don't get "Muppets"
Old 15 December 2004, 05:11 PM
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What oil should I use?

What's a handbook?
Old 15 December 2004, 08:22 PM
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What does the button do on behind the steering wheel???
Old 15 December 2004, 08:44 PM
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Brainwash everyone, then do a group buy for oil!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 15 December 2004, 10:12 PM
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How do I get a girlfriend

Why do I like Gold Wheels, ps. I am Gay

I get 700BHP now I have fitted neons

Labour are sh1te

Pete
Old 15 December 2004, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Labour are sh1te

Pete
At last, he sees the light!
Old 15 December 2004, 10:39 PM
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Anyone earning less than 100K a year is a peasant

pslewis - circa 2004
Old 15 December 2004, 10:44 PM
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Indeed, anyone who can't pull at least £85k isn't trying !!

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Old 15 December 2004, 10:46 PM
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Pampers are best!

pslewis - circa late 2004
Old 15 December 2004, 11:04 PM
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Another stupid thread from Jye

Circa, every week since time began

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Old 15 December 2004, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Another stupid thread from Jye

Circa, every week since time began

Pete
Old 15 December 2004, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Another stupid thread from Jye

Circa, every week since time began

Pete
The E300 (also enticingly called the 'Digital <cough> Rebel', scoff, scoff) is a better camera than the D70.

Some skinflint circa 2004
Old 28 February 2005, 01:16 PM
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'The scottish hate the English for some reason and we don't know why'


Old 28 February 2005, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
'The scottish hate the English for some reason and we don't know why'


Because 99.99% of them are complete arseholes.





But am I talking about the Scotch or the English (Or Both)

ps I know it's not Scotch - but I also know it winds up the sweaties .
Old 28 February 2005, 04:38 PM
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LOL
Old 28 February 2005, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by jasey
Because 99.99% of them are complete arseholes.





But am I talking about the Scotch or the English (Or Both)

ps I know it's not Scotch - but I also know it winds up the sweaties .
Scotch? Lovely drink that
Old 28 February 2005, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Jye
Scotch? Lovely drink that
Whiskey's better
Old 28 February 2005, 04:47 PM
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lol N1, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on your spelling of that one
Old 28 February 2005, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Jye
lol N1, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on your spelling of that one
I'm always very careful when spelling celtic () drinks depending on who I'm trying to wind up at the time

ps I'm going to stop this soon as I'm bound to make and **** of it and get some Irish/Scottish scoobynet spelling/grammar police onto me
Old 08 March 2005, 12:36 PM
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"The only reason you got past me cos I left my air-conditioning on, thus losing me 53 bhp".


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