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You know the ones, the ones that make you laugh so much you think you are going to hurt yourself or spray your drink thru your nose.

My nomination comes from Bruce Almighty that I saw for the first time last night, not a great film but the scene when the monkey appears from the guys **** nearly caused me a seizure, completely lost the plot.

STi wanna Subaru

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Airplane! How many great quotes in one film!

"I picked the wrong day to give up..................... "

eClaire

Several parts of the jackass movie

Or a clip from the news when Craig Brown (IIRC) was being interviewed and Ally McCoist and Co ran past knees up high in the background bollock naked FPMSL.

Another from Bruce Almighty: When he takes the tantrum on the bed That cracks me up!

I'm sure there's more

stevoWRX

What about .. The Breakfast Club ?

Know it's an oldie but 2 bits: 1 .. where the teacher tries to wedge open the door and it slams shut + 2 .. where Judd Nelson asks if the teacher raided Barry Manilow's wardrobe !

Life of Brian .. TOO MANY BITS TO MENTION incl . Peoples front of Judea ? lol

Or ( WEIRD I KNOW ) .. Trainspotting ..

Spud going for the job interview on speed .. cracks me up !



Steve

*Sonic*

Laurel & Hardy when they have to build a house, and if they finish it quick they get a big bonus

Makes me cry with laughter every time I see it, silent version too

Muffleman

Er, very sad admission - but the bit in Scooby Doo where Shaggy is in the suit of armour, he farts and it lights from the flame\candle behind him

Made I larf !

RobJenks

So many but must include:
The Pink Panther series of movies and Peter Sellars at his best.
The Gold Rush - Charlie Chaplin
Dumb Dumber
Something about Mary
The Norman Wisdom film where he applies to be a copper and he is on stilts to pass the height requirement
Space *****-Ludicrous speed /Surrounded by arseholes scene
Naked Gun series-Nice Beaver ,thank you .Frank says when Priscilla Presley up a ladder.Loved it.Pissing scene when Frank is wired up.

richiewong

The Big Lebowski, so many funny moments and a bit of a bloke film

sonicsbro

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid - When Steve Martin is shot in the arm, Rachel Ward removes the bullet and later is caressing his arm....then accidentally puts her finger in his bullet wound...makes me laugh every time I think of this one.
Top Secret - Too many scenes to mention, but a lesser known film by the makers of Airplane/Naked Gun etc. and a lot funnier..with a young Val Kilmer - you have to watch this film if you havn't already seen it.

skoobidude

More recently, a series on BBC called "Nighty Night". The bloke with the nervous twitch tries on a gimp-mask in a sex shop then errm...twitches!
Plus Angus Deaton caught jerkin off in his loo.

Joe Pesci's cursing on Casino makes me laugh too.

RichWalk

Sellers (Clouseau) doing the interview after vaulting over the stairs- I start laughing about 10 mins before the scene.

Anything by Laurel & Hardy, and Father Ted!

Granby

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Another vote for the pink panther, Peter Sellers timing was spot on

messiah

Life of Brian;
"Jehovah, Jehovah"
"Biggus Dickus"
"I am the Messiah - now F*** OFF!"
"Wudolf the Wednosed Weindeer"

The Nutty Professor
"Come on Cleatus, Come on! - I'll stick this knife up the crack of your ***!"

Dumb & Dumber
"Pretty Bird..." while talking to a budgie with it's head sellotaped on!

PMSL

SiPie

Some like it hot

or

Happy Gilmore

Ringpeas

The Money pit.

Where the oven explodes,
When he gets stuck in the floor,
When he ends up on the scaffolding and wrecks the place.

Absolutely PMSL

Drunken Bungle Whore

The Dish:

"He knows everything about the Apoolo Mission"
"Does he know where it is?"

Men in Black - all of it.... (sad but true!)

And I have to confess at laughing like a drain at Home Alone last night - what were they thinking when they made the sequel! (Ditto for Men in Black!)

Oh - and Wallace and Gromit - The Wrong Trousers - the scene at the end with the toy railway tracks....

tmo

Home Alone - the scene when the spider drops on his face ..... classic

Markus

One of my faves is from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. After the lads have ripped off Dog's drugs, and they are in the van, and discover the Traffic Warden. Makes me chuckle every time.

Duck_Pond

Another vote for Pink Panther movies - too many scenes to list!

Planes, Trains and Automobiles - scene where they are in the car (burnt out, trapped between trucks etc. where Steve Martin has his fingernails embedded in the dash from hanging on in fear of his life)

Chevy Chase in the Christmas sledging scene.

John Candy with the grizzly bears on the car (Can't remember the film!)

*Sonic*

Sad but true, on our recent trip from San Fran to Vegas, thats pretty much all we did on the drive through Death Valley, after every braking moment

Yep Bro, Top Secret, funny as ****,

Daz34

Dumb & Dumber - The bit where the coach stops at the end.
Bottom - The gas man episode & also Rich getting caught having a w*nk whilst watching Miss World

Scoobs_4ever

Pink Panther - when he farts in the elevator awesome

Naked Gun(s) - when he take a pee with the microphone on
- eating at the White House and he takes out the first lady with a left hook

CrisPDuk

Happy Gilmore, when he slapshots the golfballs down the street & KO's the familyat the end of the road

The Life of Brian: 'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy'

Most things with Leslie Nielsen in

Iwan

High Fidelity - Any of the scenes where Jack Black is slagging off the customers in the music shop.
Clerks - (early Kevin Smith movie) all of it, but especially when the guy in the video store is ordering videos from the supplier over the phone.
Haggard - any of the bits with Barandon DiCamillo or Raab Himself.
The Big Lebowski - John Goodmans 'Nam' flashbacks.

Apparition

Where Del Boy falls through the bar in the wine bar scene...an absolute classic.

Poor Guy

That 70's show - when fez, dressed as a butler, says "the next time you ask where your drink is, it will be in your ***" then picks up a vase and smahes it.


Pretty bird on Dumber and Dumber "you sold petie!, he didnt even have a head!"
"Lloyd, my hands are numb" "here, take this extra pairs of gloves" " you had thse gloves all this time" "uhuh!" "im gunna kill you lloyd!" "Harry, youve got that crazy look in your eye!" *starts to throttle him* "HARRY!!!! you hands are cold"

Markus

Clerks - ah, a masterpiece! Little trivia for ya, Jeff, the chap that played Randal, refused to read the list of titles in front of the kid, so they shot it with him just reading the list.

Another classic clerks moment is where Dante and Randal are discussing jiz moppers, and the customer walks up and is purchasing windex and paper towels, subtle, but funny.

Talking of KS films, another classic scense is the bong sabre battle between Bluntman and ****-knocker (hey kids, It's mark hammil! APPLAUSE! ) totally cool star wars pish take.

One current funny is in Kill Bill when O-Ren chops of the chaps head, the spurting blood effect is just so funny, as is most of the 'violence' in there, had me in fits of laughter.

Del boy @ the wine bar, yeah, that's a classic, was on over here the other night, love it.

Red Dwarf - loads of moments, one of them being when Lister has space mumps and his head 'pops' the look on the cat's face when he comes out with this goo on his suit, class. The other moment has to be in backwards, right at the end, with the cat, when he realises that everything you do happens in reverse hehehe another class cat face moment!

mart360

ferris buellers day off

the part where cameron is on the phone to Mr Rooney purporting to being ferris b.

rooney is giving it the fb bul**** crap, when fb calls through on the other line!!!!

watched the scene about 20 times the first time was pmsl way cool...

any of the john candy films... uncle buck, bloody brill pt&a too


and the best has to be

the original blues bros!!! where else can you get such cool lines as

"rollers"

"no"

"yeah"

"****"


and

its 160 miles to chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of ciggarettes. its dark and were wearing sunglasses" "hit it"


mart

Sticky Stuff

Open all Hours
Arkwright is whitewashing a sign on the shop window...
"G-g-g-granville, how many P's in P-p-p-pepper, is it 8 or 9?"

F'kin howling

dhorwich

dumb and dumber - whole film.. turbo lax, one half teaspoon for fast effective releif. "what are the chances of a girl like me and a guy like you getting togehter" er about 1 in a million loyd. "so your tellin me theirs a chance..!!

home alone - spider on face.!!

me, myself and irene - shooting cow, cotton mouth e.t.c

ace ventura when nature calls - spear in leg/legs

starsky and hutch - "do it........do it"

shaun of the dead - part where he shoots zombie through body, when she stands up he starts to wind the disposable camera on.

naked gun - where he as with his bird and asks the piano guy to play his song and he plays "ding dong the witches gone" "no not that one" something like that..!

Dan