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Old 23 April 2004, 06:51 PM
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Talking Friday Night, bridegroom joke :-)

> There was a young man (let's say he's called Andy) getting married to his
> fiancé in 2 weeks time.
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> They'd been going out for several years and finally decided to tie the
> knot.
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> His fiancé (let's say she's called Sarah) comes from a family with a
> brother and 2 sisters.
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> One of Sarah's sisters was a very attractive 17 year old, nice figure,
> long-flowing blonde hair and had always been very keen on Andy.
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> Anyway, Andy had been staying at Sarah's along with her sister. That
> morning Sarah had gone out shopping and Sarah's sister was coming on real
> strong to Andy.
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> She was being very suggestive, and as Andy went upstairs, Sarah's sister
> was already at the top of the stairs.
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> She slowly removed her panties and looked down at Andy. "Andy", she said,
> "You will be a married man in 2 weeks, come upstairs and make mad,
> passionate love to me, this will be your last chance"
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> Andy was shocked, but her beauty was a sight to behold. What a dilemma,
> this was his fiancé's sister, but she was so sexy, and he would be married
> in 2 weeks and the opportunity gone forever, but could he cheat on his
> future wife and he would have to face his fiancé's sister regularly. She
> looked down at him.
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> Andy thought for a few minutes and weighed up the options. He made his
> decision.
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> He turned round, opened the door and walked outside, where his prospective
> father-in-law greeted him.
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> "Congratulations" he said, "You have passed our little test, you did not
> give in to temptation, you are a man worthy of marrying my daughter."
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> And the moral of the story is........
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> Always keep your condoms in the car!!!
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