Dazza01

This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays... This was on
the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the
most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described
her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why
her tale took the prize!
Marilyn said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold...and the
fella had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no
overnight).
They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed
home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain
when she gradually began to realise that she should not have had that extra
latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in
the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let
her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They
stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
downand started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good
footing,
so she let her bum rest against the rear bumper bar to steady herself. Her
companion
stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real
gentleman
and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she
felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's bumper bar. Thoughts of tongues frozen
to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage
her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a
brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet
aware of the humour she answered her date's concerns about,
"What was taking so long". With a reply that indeed, she was, "Freezing her
bum off and
needed some assistance"!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her jumper
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation
was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realised that there was only one way to get her free so,
as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his
pants and pee her bum off the bumper bar.
As for the Tonight Show...she took the prize hands down...or perhaps
that should be "pants down." .............A whole new definition of being
"pissed off".

Danbo

Damn I told her to keep that quiet.........

FASTER MIKE!!

maybe she was into water sports

bartmanuk

ROFLMFAO thats hilarious m8!!!

BM