Am I a chav??!?
06 April 2004, 11:34 PM
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Am I a chav??!?
Met a guy in the Shell station on the Ewell bypass. I don't really recognise him, but he says - "Hey, Damian" I look over, and he looks kind of familiar - you know - like you should know them.
Then, he says "So, are you a chav or not then??"
Either it was one of you boobynet guys, or I'm going mad....
Damo
Then, he says "So, are you a chav or not then??"
Either it was one of you boobynet guys, or I'm going mad....
Damo
06 April 2004, 11:38 PM
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well, the guy in the photo is a chav....why?
1) big chain - so so chav - chains that size are for bicycles, motorbikes, and cams.
2) baseball cap
1) big chain - so so chav - chains that size are for bicycles, motorbikes, and cams.
2) baseball cap
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06 April 2004, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
They do look ****e - but they are not expensive, its like Scooby Gold Wheels - just painted cheap alloy!
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06 April 2004, 11:56 PM
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By the pic you're a chav with an identity crisis.
Lambretta isn't for Chavs as it's too retro, despite being a middlish, cheapish brand.
The baad chain and cap are dead-central Chav City, though.
Lambretta isn't for Chavs as it's too retro, despite being a middlish, cheapish brand.
The baad chain and cap are dead-central Chav City, though.
07 April 2004, 12:00 AM
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LOL Damian it was me mate, I gave you that spoiler a few weeks ago. However you were probably too spliffed up to remember - Chav
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07 April 2004, 12:03 AM
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Oh and I only mentioned chav because of the Tango thread, which I voted chav on 
07 April 2004, 12:29 AM
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Whoops, my fault again! 
And as a side issue Justin, I have your old spoiler in my garage at the moment! Need the weather to get better before seeing if it's destined for the Honda!!
And as a side issue Justin, I have your old spoiler in my garage at the moment! Need the weather to get better before seeing if it's destined for the Honda!!
07 April 2004, 12:34 AM
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Despite:
1) Damian shortens his name to Damo
2) He is partial to the wearing of baseball caps
3) Sports a nice fat chain around his neck
4) Wears a big chunky ring
5) Has his eyebrow pierced
6) Sports a smaller chain on his wrist
He does not:
1) Wear sports related tops
2) Have a tattoo (that he has told or shown us at work)
3) Claim benefit
4) Drive a Nova
5) Does not have a daughter called Kylie!
He may dress like a chav!! But his grasp of the English language, attitude, mentality, morals and standards are that of a very well brought up chap!
1) Damian shortens his name to Damo
2) He is partial to the wearing of baseball caps
3) Sports a nice fat chain around his neck
4) Wears a big chunky ring
5) Has his eyebrow pierced
6) Sports a smaller chain on his wrist
He does not:
1) Wear sports related tops
2) Have a tattoo (that he has told or shown us at work)
3) Claim benefit
4) Drive a Nova
5) Does not have a daughter called Kylie!
He may dress like a chav!!
But his grasp of the English language, attitude, mentality, morals and standards are that of a very well brought up chap!
07 April 2004, 03:50 AM
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To answer the original question, no you aren't a chav.
Chavs don't know they are chavs and it wouldn't occur to them to even ask, much less care.
I know people who wear baseball caps who are at the opposite end of the social spectrum to chavs. I also know people that wear big neckchains who certainly aren't chavs.
If you've never said "I ain't done nuffink", you probably aren't a chav.
Chavs don't know they are chavs and it wouldn't occur to them to even ask, much less care.
I know people who wear baseball caps who are at the opposite end of the social spectrum to chavs. I also know people that wear big neckchains who certainly aren't chavs.
If you've never said "I ain't done nuffink", you probably aren't a chav.
07 April 2004, 07:45 AM
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As to why I brought this up again!!!
Jay m A, no comment mate! I did hear it effects short term memory though
Damo
Jay m A, no comment mate! I did hear it effects short term memory though
Damo
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07 April 2004, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
Have you ever said any of the following :-
"innit" "bruvva" "yeh man no" "wikkid" "fursday" ?
"innit" "bruvva" "yeh man no" "wikkid" "fursday" ?
However, there is some background to all of this!
I spent most of my childhood in rural Peckham (no, really!) so all my mates at school were chavs. Then, I moved to Norwood (far too close to Croydon!) where there is a sizeable chav population. Now, I live in Sutton.
Its inescapable, y'get me bruv?
Wicked.
Damian
ps. I have 11 GCSEs. Nothing below a 'C'
07 April 2004, 09:19 AM
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ah - the "sarf londin" accent - don't know if its worse than brummie LOL
"This is my muvva, this is my farva, oh and here's my bruvva but he's a bit fick"
"This is my muvva, this is my farva, oh and here's my bruvva but he's a bit fick"
07 April 2004, 09:39 AM
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But thats the bit I just don't get. I've been a South Londoner all my life except for a 4 year excursion to Hertfordshire, I've got the accent but I don't talk like a MTV waanabe gangsta rap star 
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I just got this word from Actung Fuhrer Moses Prior to this I called the chav - neds, pondlife, scrags, Wayne, kev etc.
And yes its becoming a big problem. soon there will be more Chavs than us. We'll be outnumbered. Start building you're moats gentlemen and ladies
Prior to this I called the chav - neds, pondlife, scrags, Wayne, kev etc. And yes its becoming a big problem. soon there will be more Chavs than us. We'll be outnumbered. Start building you're moats gentlemen and ladies