Am I a chav??!?
 

Met a guy in the Shell station on the Ewell bypass. I don't really recognise him, but he says - "Hey, Damian" I look over, and he looks kind of familiar - you know - like you should know them.

Then, he says "So, are you a chav or not then??" :D :D

Either it was one of you boobynet guys, or I'm going mad....

http://www.andytang.com/images/damo/chav.jpg

Damo

Damien?

Cheap Gold Chain?

YUP!! You're a Chav allright! ;)

Pete

well, the guy in the photo is a chav....why?

1) big chain - so so chav - chains that size are for bicycles, motorbikes, and cams.
2) baseball cap

Well you definitely look like a chav to me if thats any help to you...... ;)

Never understood the big gold chain thing. They really do look so so chav. I think chavs are impressed with the weight & cost of the things, but they really do look $hite.

They do look ****e - but they are not expensive, its like Scooby Gold Wheels - just painted cheap alloy!

Pete

The only bit of jewellery I wear is pure platinum. Class you see. Gold is for chavs.

By the pic you're a chav with an identity crisis.

Lambretta isn't for Chavs as it's too retro, despite being a middlish, cheapish brand.

The baad chain and cap are dead-central Chav City, though.

Oh no.............

That means with my Gold wheels that i too am a Chav!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn Damn Damn

LOL Damian it was me mate, I gave you that spoiler a few weeks ago. However you were probably too spliffed up to remember - Chav :D:D:D:D

Justin :)

Oh and I only mentioned chav because of the Tango thread, which I voted chav on :p

Whoops, my fault again! :o

And as a side issue Justin, I have your old spoiler in my garage at the moment! Need the weather to get better before seeing if it's destined for the Honda!! :eek: ;)

Despite:

1) Damian shortens his name to Damo
2) He is partial to the wearing of baseball caps
3) Sports a nice fat chain around his neck
4) Wears a big chunky ring
5) Has his eyebrow pierced
6) Sports a smaller chain on his wrist

He does not:

1) Wear sports related tops
2) Have a tattoo (that he has told or shown us at work)
3) Claim benefit
4) Drive a Nova
5) Does not have a daughter called Kylie!

He may dress like a chav!! :o But his grasp of the English language, attitude, mentality, morals and standards are that of a very well brought up chap! :)

Ear ring(s)?
Hip Hop fanatic despite not knowing what it is?

lol another chavscum :D

To answer the original question, no you aren't a chav.

Chavs don't know they are chavs and it wouldn't occur to them to even ask, much less care.

I know people who wear baseball caps who are at the opposite end of the social spectrum to chavs. I also know people that wear big neckchains who certainly aren't chavs.

If you've never said "I ain't done nuffink", you probably aren't a chav. ;) :D

As to why I brought this up again!!! :D :D

Jay m A, no comment mate! I did hear it effects short term memory though :eek: :o

Damo

ps. pslewis
I think gold looks a bit tacky :o ;) :D The only gold I wear is my wedding ring!

Damo

Lose the cap, wash the beard off and melt the chain, a full de chav is needed ;) :D

More than enough chav-style modifications to swing the balance over to chavdom. If you're not a ned why the hell dress like one???:confused:

You look like a wannbe chav to me, which IMHO could be worse than a fully paid up memeber of chavness.

Have you ever said any of the following :-

"innit"

"bruvva"

"yeh man no"

"wikkid"

"fursday"

?

All of the above :D

However, there is some background to all of this!

I spent most of my childhood in rural Peckham (no, really!) so all my mates at school were chavs. Then, I moved to Norwood (far too close to Croydon!) where there is a sizeable chav population. Now, I live in Sutton.

Its inescapable, y'get me bruv?

Wicked. :D

Damian
ps. I have 11 GCSEs. Nothing below a 'C' :D

ah - the "sarf londin" accent - don't know if its worse than brummie LOL

"This is my muvva, this is my farva, oh and here's my bruvva but he's a bit fick"

:D:D

But thats the bit I just don't get. I've been a South Londoner all my life except for a 4 year excursion to Hertfordshire, I've got the accent but I don't talk like a MTV waanabe gangsta rap star :confused: :confused: :confused:

PMSL :D classic :)

Definate Chav wannabe....

indeed you are a Chav but an australian one as you resemble Toadfish from neighbours. ;) :D

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but is chav becoming a national 'word' or is it only on s/n?

p.s. I think Damian looks like a chav.

I just got this word from Actung Fuhrer Moses ;) Prior to this I called the chav - neds, pondlife, scrags, Wayne, kev etc. ;)

And yes its becoming a big problem. soon there will be more Chavs than us. We'll be outnumbered. Start building you're moats gentlemen and ladies :D