Chip

Probably a SIAL but who cares.



Virrginity like bubble, one *****, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man
give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile
sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch *** should not bite
fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for
money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four *****
cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to
best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war
determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find
him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece
at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one
screw to fill it.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change
clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Chip.

douglasb

I'll need to forward these to my local MP to give her more material for after-dinner speeches.

Doug

David Lock

One from the City "Never forget Chinese walls have ******"

could get me into trouble that one........

jaf01uk

Man with hand in bush not always gardener;
Man with tool in womans mouth not always dentist;
Man who pumps cream in tarts not always baker,


Gary

JamesG

Man who go to bed with itchy arsehole, wake up with smelly finger.

Chip

And of course.

Man who pee in wind get his own back.


Chip.

ALi-B

iTrader: (1)

Man who fart in church sit in one pew

Brun

Secratary not permanent fixture until screwed on desk.

Boy and girl who go camping sure have naughty intent.

Fly who sit on edge of toilet bound to get pi55ed off.

It takes square **** to **** brick.

Nick100

Confucious say : swinging chain mean warm seat

Stiff

Man who go to bed with large problem wake up with solution on stomach.