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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 12:20 PM
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Do you think that a nail file represents a serious terrorist threat on an Easy Jet flight?

Or for that matter a disposable razor?

Your thoughts, I have yet to be convinced.
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 12:26 PM
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Of course !!! Have you not seen the A-Team ?
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 12:34 PM
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When I checked in on my way home from Brum Airport a couple of weeks ago I had to put my sodding nail file in my suitcase

Not exactly a weapon of mass destruction, but I can see their point. It could take someones eye out! But then I could do it with my nails if I really wanted to anyway

Now I just carry a little emery board around in my bag
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 12:47 PM
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you would have thought not but hey rather safe than sorry, that said there are ways to make everyday items into weapons, if you know how

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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 12:49 PM
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The whole 'potentially offensive weapons on a flight' thing I think is just the governments way of keeping the general population scared of terrorists so civil liberties can be quietly whittled away in the interests of defending the public from enemies created by mistakes in foreign policy.

I dare say it would be possible to hi-jack a plane armed only with a minature bottle of Drambuie if one were determined enough
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 12:49 PM
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Agree with GaryK 100%

Remeber being subjected to rather an interesting nin-jutsu (sp) lesson from a mate who did this .. and I was not convinced that a cassette case could really be a weppon until he showed me the various ways it could be used to strike and then he capped it off by effectively closing the case around my nose and leading me around the room with me screaming from the pain

It's amazing as anything is a weapon ... even cotton wool

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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 12:53 PM
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'Hand over the plane! I've got my cotton wool and I'm not afraid to use it'

Suppose you could choke someone with it.
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 12:55 PM
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This may explain why BA cabin staff are all pig ugly - it's to stop blokes getting a bonk-on and carrying a baton like weapon in their pants
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 12:58 PM
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LOL @ Dracoro

Wouldn't exactly be my weapon of choice for hijacking a plane either.... but then I was only making my point
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 12:59 PM
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I honestly don't believe that a terrorist will ever be able to take over a plane with a knife again. The reason they got away with it before was because the crews were trained to comply because it was almost unheard of that the hijackers were TRYING to die.

The rule books have now been re-written and I think its fair to say that whatever weapon the hijacker has people are now aware that it is preferable to risk everything to stop him rather than the alternative.

The next person to pull a stanley knife in a plane will most likely get bundled to the floor by the passengers and crew before they have time to shout "infidel"!
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 01:14 PM
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Why aren't lighters banned from the passenger compartment?
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 01:22 PM
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My brother had a miniture pair of fold up pliers confiscated form his keyring. I had to stop myself from blurting out "park this aircraft in that building, or I'll give you a nasty nip!" as the security guard was suitably po-faced and didn't look like he would get the joke!
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 01:29 PM
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Airlines allow passengers to bring on duty free made from glass bottles - quickly smashing one of these would produce a fairly serious weapon????
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 01:50 PM
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The empty champagne and wine bottles that were left lying around in business class the last time I flew would have done more damage than a poxy nail file!!
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 01:54 PM
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I always wondered if you could get away with strapping a Ceramic kitchen knife to your back and get that on board....
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 01:56 PM
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I always wondered if you could get away with strapping a Ceramic kitchen knife to your back and get that on board....
****.... think you need to get out more Steve
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 03:24 PM
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I got a wash bag from BA on my last (club class) flight to New York (last year). It contained a disposable razor. At the same time, the disposable razor was not allowed in hand luggage.

"Sharp objects are prohibited in hand luggage" - "Don't worry about hijackings, we'll provide everything you need!".
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 03:47 PM
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Why aren't lighters banned from the passenger compartment?
They were the last time I flew. And gas (rather than zippo style) lighters were not allowed on the plane at all as one had blown up in the hold earlier in the week causing extensive damage.
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 03:54 PM
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Heres an open question to the floor:-

If a passenger jumped up and tried to take over the plane with a knife, knowing what you know now post 9/11 what would you do:-

a) Try and disarm and restrain the passenger
b) Sit in your seat and hope he does't try and land the plane on a building
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 03:54 PM
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The systems not perfect, not by a long chalk, but its there for your/my benefit.
Airlines are not, on the whole, profitable business's. A profitable airline is the exception, not the norm. Sabena, gone, SwissAir, gone, United, filed for Chapter 11 etc etc. SouthWest in the US, have had 27 consecutive years of being in the black. Conversely BA, had its best ever year in 1995. The last 3 years wiped out that profit, and also another few £100 million extra!!
The reason you can buy glass duty free on planes is because its a money spinner for the airline. Airlines need all the revenue that can grab. RyanAir? 13% of its profit last year, came from what? Boooze? Sandwiches? Nope. Advertising on its website. 2 years ago, the London Eye ( owned by BA ) made more money that the airline did!
I agree, glass bottles on planes maybe wrong, but no glass bottles, you may not have any planes!

Why does anyone need to carry anything onto a plane? Mothers with young children, ok a couple of soft play toys and some baby food. The rest of us, nothing, except for a paper/magazine. Most long haul flights have TV's with God knows how many channels now. Watch 'em, or look out the window.
Short haul, read the mag/paper, or look out the window.

A serious tip, from someone that knows.
Please dont make jokes while going throught airport security.

Now, settle back, relax, and enjoy your flight.

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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 04:02 PM
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if airlines are not profitable - why are they so popular? why don't the airline owners jack it in a set up internet advertising agencies instead? personally, i think the govt. should levy a proper tax on aviation fuel, and force up ticket prices 100% or so. all the chavs can go on holiday to blackpool instead of marbella, and i'll carry on going to provence, either drive or by eurostar as i currently do.
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 04:03 PM
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Its stupid that you have to hand over a nail file but not a make-up mirror - nothing to stop you breaking that to slash someone with if you're that way inclined!!!
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 04:13 PM
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Default Regarding lighters...

There's no mention of lighters being banned on BA's web guidelines (BA just for an example)...

What are forbidden items in hand baggage on BA flights?

The following items are strictly forbidden to be carried on board the cabin of any BA aircraft:
Toy or replica guns, household cutlery, catapults, steel nail files, knives with any length blade, razor blades (non-safety), paper knives, darts, sporting bats/clubs, knitting needles, billiard/snooker/pool cues, darts, catapults, scissors of any size, tradesmen's tools, corkscrews with blades attached, hypodermic syringes (except with written evidence of medical need), any other article which the airport authority considers might be used, or could be adapted, for causing injury or incapacitation of a person


What items should not be put into hold baggage ?

The following restricted articles, amongst others may be carried in your checked baggage (i.e. baggage checked in at the check-in desk) but only with special precautions:
Firearms, sporting guns, wet cell batteries, butane hair stylers (the safety cover must be securely fitted over the heating element and the device must NOT be used on board the aircraft at any time; refill gas cylinders are not permitted in either hand or checked baggage), small oxygen and/or carbon dioxide cylinders, and dry ice (max. 2kh per passenger).

The carriage of electrical equipment such as hairdryers, shavers etc. can be in cabin or checked baggage but all batteries must be removed.

There are certain items - Dangerous Goods - that are too dangerous to carry on passenger aircraft. These items must NEVER be part of your baggage:
Compressed gases, corrosive acids, explosives, flammable liquids, radio-active material, oxidising agents, poisons, other items (e.g. magnetised material). If you are unsure about what you can carry on an aircraft please contact your local British Airways office before you travel.

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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 04:27 PM
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There are certain items - Dangerous Goods - that are too dangerous to carry on passenger aircraft. These items must NEVER be part of your baggage:
Compressed gases, ..., flammable liquids
That covers lighters if they want it to
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 04:30 PM
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What about matches?
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 04:32 PM
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explosives, ... oxidising agents...
Could cover it, but note the nice little catch all at the end:

...other items (e.g. magnetised material)

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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 04:33 PM
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What about matches?

Your face and my ****!



sorry, couldn't resist!
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 04:56 PM
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other magnetised material

Olly - there goes your credit cards then
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 04:58 PM
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I've carried blow pipes with large sharp metal tipped darts on lots of flights as well as ornamental daggers and a collection of novelty lighters some of which included switchblades all in my hand luggage.
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Old Feb 18, 2004 | 04:58 PM
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At the end of they day if they want to stop something going on, they are reserving the right to do so
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