weapon69

Hi

Looking to speak to people in Human Resources. Got a couple of questions that my (useless) employers can't answer.

TIA.

fast bloke

Nope - no-one ever works in HR. They just sit about writing policies

SiPie

I've tried to get a job in HR but I couldn't perfect my 'false smile' enough

Charlie WRXSTI

W69 - do you want to PM me the questions and will see if I can help

weapon69

LOL so i noticed.

Thats why im so desperate for a job in it

*charlie you have been pm'ed*

Charlie WRXSTI

and you have been pm'ed back hope it helps

weapon69

Thanks Charlie

I'll be running Marks and Spencer soon

brybusa

God, wasnt about HR in M and S was it?

I used to work in recruitment for them until recently.......Antique views/policies, miles of red tape, backward company

Makes me froth thinking about it.

Best of luck if it is them!

weapon69

Brybusa-Tell me about it-i hate it there!!! They've already screwed me moneywise

So the last resort is to stay at M+S

CustomScoobyIOM

I have HR Qualification BUT dont work in it sorry

weapon69

Well how do i go about getting a qualification specific to HR?

Steve Perriam

u mean people who work in HR have qualifications

weapon69

Well if they don't then its good news for me

Luan Pra bang

Best friends girlfriend works in HR three years UNI then one or two years on the job training to get more qualifications before being fully qualified to use fake smiles and lie about getting anything done.

weapon69

Well i know for a fact that the old b!tches in HR where i work never did uni.

Daz34

This is what they called the Personnel dept in the good old days?

MadMark

Well I'm a recruitment consuktant but quite a few of my colleagues are IPD qualified ....

John Catlin

You do mean Personnel People don't you ?

weapon69

Personnel/HR, same thing lol

Luan Pra bang

I knowthere is a two year one day a week qualification you have to do on the job but can't remember what it is called normally a company pays and employs you while you do it.