parents on hol . for u young,ns
07 February 2004, 01:50 AM
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parents on hol . for u young,ns
mother has gone away. so that leaves me and my dad who really should be my brother beacause he is more unstable then i am. on my way out to the pub this evening it was" dad get some milk, bread etc" on returnin from a large session down the local boozer( moons in ruislip manor if any one knows it) i fancied a drink of milk...!!! now i am back and forth to the bog chuckin my guts up as my old man thought it would be funny to mix orange juice with some semi skimmed. ha ha not amused. tips for future reference
1. keep your mother in a safe place.
2.if she goes away persuade her to take father figure with her.
3.buy your own milk, food and other eatin acsessories.
4. show dad the nearest pub and leave him there.
5.pretend ur asleep when he comes in pissed and tries to make conversation about how much fuel ur scoob uses!
1. keep your mother in a safe place.
2.if she goes away persuade her to take father figure with her.
3.buy your own milk, food and other eatin acsessories.
4. show dad the nearest pub and leave him there.
5.pretend ur asleep when he comes in pissed and tries to make conversation about how much fuel ur scoob uses!
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