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Old 04 February 2004, 10:10 AM
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Talking New Haynes manual!

In the paper today, Haynes have launched a new manual..........about Sex!

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"Yesterday it launched it's Sex manual - a lovemaking handbook presented in the style more usually dedicated to fixing cylinder head gaskets or piston rings"


I suppose it might help if you're firing blanks!
Old 04 February 2004, 10:12 AM
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I wonder if it has difficulty ratings on each task
Old 04 February 2004, 10:19 AM
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Do you need any "special tools"
Old 04 February 2004, 10:31 AM
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Hello



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** Edit (twice!) : Why doesn't the image work?

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Old 04 February 2004, 10:31 AM
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we all know what haynes means when they say "Apply slight pressure"

This could be applied to botty sex
Old 04 February 2004, 11:31 AM
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wonder if all the bodywork shots will be done on an old Peugeot 205
Old 04 February 2004, 12:58 PM
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"Removal is a reversal of the insertion procedure"


And perhaps "Repeat insertion and removal procedure as appropriate"
Old 04 February 2004, 01:31 PM
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*G* right then, I pulled down the manual for the Escort/Lynx 1981 - 90, opened to a random page, and found myself in the distributor assembly section:

10. Hold the shaft in your hand and move the shaft plate to check for free movement of the advance mechanism. It should advance easily and spring back when released.
There's a diaphragm in step 15...
Old 04 February 2004, 05:35 PM
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Group Buy
Old 05 February 2004, 01:21 PM
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LOL, Thats all well and good, you'd think they could spend some time and come up with one for the impreza!!
Old 05 February 2004, 01:40 PM
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Hello

Originally Posted by EvilKyote_1
LOL, Thats all well and good, you'd think they could spend some time and come up with one for the impreza!!
Well, although some people on here don't think so, Sex really is better than an Impreza....

Steve.
Old 05 February 2004, 01:44 PM
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What does it say about babies - refitting is the reverse of removal!!!!!
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Does it have a diagnostic section for fault finding !!


ie insertion is difficult

1
Old 05 February 2004, 01:53 PM
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Sorry got carried away with the keyboard

ie insertion is difficult

Probable causes

1. No fore play
2. Incorrect orifice

etc
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