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mark@wrx 04 February 2004 10:10 AM

New Haynes manual!
 
In the paper today, Haynes have launched a new manual..........about Sex!

Quote:

"Yesterday it launched it's Sex manual - a lovemaking handbook presented in the style more usually dedicated to fixing cylinder head gaskets or piston rings"


I suppose it might help if you're firing blanks!

ALi-B 04 February 2004 10:12 AM

I wonder if it has difficulty ratings on each task :D

SCOOBY TOWERS 04 February 2004 10:19 AM

Do you need any "special tools" :D

boxst 04 February 2004 10:31 AM

Hello

http://www.haynes.co.uk/images/jackets/4086.jpg

Steve.

** Edit (twice!) : Why doesn't the image work?

RB5-Black 04 February 2004 10:31 AM

we all know what haynes means when they say "Apply slight pressure"

This could be applied to botty sex :eek:

Wurzel 04 February 2004 11:31 AM

wonder if all the bodywork shots will be done on an old Peugeot 205 :D:D:D

Brendan Hughes 04 February 2004 12:58 PM

"Removal is a reversal of the insertion procedure"


And perhaps "Repeat insertion and removal procedure as appropriate"

The_Lizard 04 February 2004 01:31 PM

*G* right then, I pulled down the manual for the Escort/Lynx 1981 - 90, opened to a random page, and found myself in the distributor assembly section:


10. Hold the shaft in your hand and move the shaft plate to check for free movement of the advance mechanism. It should advance easily and spring back when released.
There's a diaphragm in step 15...

Ray_li 04 February 2004 05:35 PM

Group Buy

EvilKyote_1 05 February 2004 01:21 PM

LOL, Thats all well and good, you'd think they could spend some time and come up with one for the impreza!! :rolleyes:

boxst 05 February 2004 01:40 PM

Hello


Originally Posted by EvilKyote_1
LOL, Thats all well and good, you'd think they could spend some time and come up with one for the impreza!! :rolleyes:

Well, although some people on here don't think so, Sex really is better than an Impreza....

Steve.

RayC 05 February 2004 01:44 PM

What does it say about babies - refitting is the reverse of removal!!!!!

damage 05 February 2004 01:51 PM

Does it have a diagnostic section for fault finding !!


ie insertion is difficult

1

damage 05 February 2004 01:53 PM

Sorry got carried away with the keyboard

ie insertion is difficult

Probable causes

1. No fore play
2. Incorrect orifice

etc


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