New Haynes manual!
In the paper today, Haynes have launched a new manual..........about Sex!
Quote: "Yesterday it launched it's Sex manual - a lovemaking handbook presented in the style more usually dedicated to fixing cylinder head gaskets or piston rings" I suppose it might help if you're firing blanks! |
I wonder if it has difficulty ratings on each task :D
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Do you need any "special tools" :D
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Hello
http://www.haynes.co.uk/images/jackets/4086.jpg Steve. ** Edit (twice!) : Why doesn't the image work? |
we all know what haynes means when they say "Apply slight pressure"
This could be applied to botty sex :eek: |
wonder if all the bodywork shots will be done on an old Peugeot 205 :D:D:D
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"Removal is a reversal of the insertion procedure"
And perhaps "Repeat insertion and removal procedure as appropriate" |
*G* right then, I pulled down the manual for the Escort/Lynx 1981 - 90, opened to a random page, and found myself in the distributor assembly section:
10. Hold the shaft in your hand and move the shaft plate to check for free movement of the advance mechanism. It should advance easily and spring back when released. |
Group Buy
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LOL, Thats all well and good, you'd think they could spend some time and come up with one for the impreza!! :rolleyes:
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Hello
Originally Posted by EvilKyote_1
LOL, Thats all well and good, you'd think they could spend some time and come up with one for the impreza!! :rolleyes:
Steve. |
What does it say about babies - refitting is the reverse of removal!!!!!
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Does it have a diagnostic section for fault finding !!
ie insertion is difficult 1 |
Sorry got carried away with the keyboard
ie insertion is difficult Probable causes 1. No fore play 2. Incorrect orifice etc |
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