dannytwo

iTrader: (5)

i was driving home a couple off nights ago,going through a 40mph zone,came up to a roundabout which i went aroud at just under 40.next thing i know i see flashing lights,stopped the car she asked me to get out.she then proceeding to book me for breaking the speed limit,which she thought was 30mph,she was going to give me three points and a big fine.
i pointed out to her that it was a 40mph zone,it felt goooood.
she then apologised then let me of.
what a laugh ah

Katana

Was she fit?

dejavu

dannytwo

iTrader: (5)

she was actually mate,and she was on her own.

scoobyslayer

would have let her book me,then went to the local press and made a fool out of them

Katana

You FOOL! I would've "resisted" arrest and made her put some cuffs on me. Then I'd tell her that I've got a weapon hidden on the front bit of my trousers. Then I'd put some cheesy music on. You get the picture..

dannytwo

iTrader: (5)

CHEERS mate il keep that in mind for next time

mart360

she'd have cuffed you sprayed you with mace and whacked you with her truncheon



then said

grow up sonny!!

Katana

Thats not how it happened in Jenna Haze's movies..

misty

OOOOOOO!!!!!! you could have then whacked her with your truncheon!! stop it..... sonia off eastenders!!
dave