chaos.

I went out last night and I came in a bit pished, so daddy starts going off on one about a load on B/S..

Its only the 4th day into 04 and he must have asked me to leave about 10 times already, a record even by his lame standards!
And so the usual 'no, f*k off' proceeds..

But this time he reckons hes selling the house!!(These are not the actions of a sane person, are they not?)!

I so want him to do is so at least I have an excuse to clear everything into a transit and be away with it.

anyone want to buy a house?

cha0s

[Edited by chaos. - 1/4/2004 7:20:01 PM]

scoobydooooo

sounds like you are having a right laugh !!

ajm

chaos, put your Dad on here, I need to have a word with him about enforcing proper discipline....

matty01

Chaos , just type in the replies that you think your dad would give to what AJM says,it may give you some perspective.

Hanslow

why do you need an excuse to leave. If you were really that bothered you'd just do it. It obviously ain't that bad at home or you would have left long ago

Happy new year

Poor Guy

find a cheap place of your own or with a friend and just disappear from your house into the middle of the night without a trace.

im sure that would send a nice message to the old git

Poor Guy

hehe can see the News now.

"Manchester boys parents make urgent plea for little git to come home"

XT

You forgot the word 'not' between the words 'git' and 'to'

And the addition of the phrase 'ever again' in the end wouldn't look bad

[Edited by XT - 1/4/2004 8:01:43 PM]

Chip

I very much doubt it!

Chip

fatherpierre

Asked you to leave?

He can just throw your sorry **** out if he wants. Why would he need to sell the house to have you 'removed'?

Jye

Chaos, you can move in with me now the GF has fecked off. I'll pay you min wage and you can be my personal butler.

You can start with cleaning the bog, bloody hate that one, then you can move on to stubborn underchunder stains.

Depending on how feminine you look we can talk about increasing the min wage one night

fatherpierre

I think his spots and bad breath might waste his min wage increase, Jye

NACRO

Chaos,

if you are old enough consider striking a deal with your old man whereby he stands guarantor on a flat/house, provides a deposit etc and you rent it out using housing benefit to cover the cost. Then all you need to do is sign on.

tiggers

Go on chaos become Jye's bitch - you know you want to

*Sonic*

take that 10k a year job and move out if its that bad

you will be back in less than a week

XT

You KNOW it makes sense

NACRO

It doesn't surprise me in the least that jye has his eye on a young boy.

Jye

I see the 'grass' is back, and 'its' reply doesn’t surprise me. 'Its' brand of 'humour' does though.

NACRO

You say you split with your girlfriend jye- is that because she was sick of making excuses for a tax dodging leech?

I didn't see much of a joke in what you were saying either, more like your secret desires

Little Miss WRX

School out for summer? (Or winter )

Come on guys, settle please.....preferably take this offline to email?

[Edited by Little Miss WRX - 1/5/2004 8:09:52 AM]

Jye

Np Little Miss

Luke

Amazing..... it hasnt been moved to Muppets forum...

ProperCharlie

isn't it about time we had a forum dedicated to threads about how nice NACRO's life is? could be called something like: the how to get rich and move to a warm country without having to do any work forum

Jye

Josh L

Another thread that's started badly and then gone downhill.

Not even worthy of Muppetising IMHO, so time to lock up.

Josh