Simon Lau

eerrmmm...not kill but really scare it? can I give it an electric shock some how? the annoying ****** keeps jumping on my car. when I don't catch it in the act I can see it's friggin paw prints all over my windscreen [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] (you know how delicate the paintwork is on these japanese motors are ...)

any ideas anyone??

ajm

ooooooh contentious post..... I can hear the screams of the approaching pack of moggy lovers!

NACRO

While I sympathise and understand where you are coming from I have to say hurting some poor kitty cat isn't the nicest thing you could have suggested. Try a sonic repellent.

Be prepared for a flaming from the animal rights brigade!

MadGrip

buy some liver and cut it into bitesize peices(cat bitesize) after its cooked cut up a small sponge into roughly same sizes and mix it in with the liver.

cat eats liver + cant digest + expands in stomach = no more problem.
maybe a bit drastic, but I'd guess it'll work

Phil

{oops)
[edited to say I should've fully read your post first]



[Edited by MadGrip - 12/23/2003 3:17:50 PM]

MARK MORRIS

try putting your car in a garage, works for me
mark

EvoBarry

water pistol everytime you catch it in the act, eventually it will sink in that it gets wet everytime it stands on your car...pyschological warfare always wins

ajm

Don't squirt it whilst it is on the car unless you want claw marks all over the paint!

EvilBevel

Make it read this thread.

Scooby96

nope - its gotta be nuclear or biological to rid the world of such a threat!

just be ready to go in 45secs

andrew6321

cats jump on cars. try moving house. or just clean the f***ing car....

MadGrip

Get a big spade

I'm sure you can work out the rest yourself



Phil

[Edited by MadGrip - 12/23/2003 3:26:08 PM]

ajm

Its incredible the way cat owners expect people to just put up with their pets... maybe one of the effects of having toxoplasma cysts in their brains!

Simon Lau

I said scare not kill the moggy bastaard...anyway I am an animal lover at heart (have had numerous cats and dogs as pets but they never jump on peoples cars! [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img])

the thing is this cat is really smart cos I can feel and sometimes see it hiding in the bushes after I've parked up waiting for me to get out of view before it pounces on my car [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

ChrisB

Been here before... it caused nothing but grief and flames, so no more please!