Steve vRS

I probably don't want to know the answer to this but...

We had a conservatory built and during the construction, the builders were here on and off for a month. In that time, they never used our toilet! They drank enough tea during their stay as well.

Do they have huge bladers or is there a part of the garden I should avoid for a while?

Steve

deano

They recycle it by pi$$ing in the kettle.

Chip

They pi$$ in the cement mixer!
Or if the walls are thermalite just pi$$ on them as its soaks it up instantly.

Chip.

buff

i'm a builder and if it took them a month to buid a conservatory....it must be huge
is there a pub near by or are there plants dying in the corners of the garden ?

Spoon

My builder pal never does a job without having a portable toilet delivered on site.

Leg bags can hold 800ml too though

Chip

WTF's a leg bag or am I missing something here.

Chip.

Spoon

Chip- Live and learn, it's a device worn on the leg if you are unable to get to a toilet due to access or maybe incontinence etc.

Football fans have been known to wear them on the terraces.

Drink as much as you like and miss none of the game!!

When it's full just open the valve and let it run.

boxst

Hello

For your continuing education:



Steve.

ajm

How does it err "interface" with the wearer???

Spoon

The one above is rather unecessarily elaborate.

It interfaces 2 ways, one is via a catheter passed straight into the bladder.

The other is via a condom worn, connected to the leg-bag pipe.

boxst

Hello

You either wear a condom type device with a tube at the end or have a catheter placed inside your *****. In some extreme cases the tube is directly connected to the urinary tract (ouch).

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Steve.

ajm

I cant believe someone would catheterise themselves to go to a football match!!!

Spoon

That's why they use method number 2!!! Doh.

boxst

Hello

Having seen some of the people at football matches, it would appear they had no problem with undertaking a frontal lobotamy, so having a catheter attached should be easy.

Steve.

ajm

do they colostomise themselves too?

Spoon

No no no, let's not cloud the issue, you never know it may become useful knowledge one day, even an ice-breaker chatting up a bird.

A catheter isn't neccesary for a footy match(assuming you are medically fit).

wakeboardar

they do at arsenal crap everywhere

[Edited by wakeboardar - 12/21/2003 1:15:05 PM]

Daz34

Bet it keeps your legs nice and warm as well

Spoon

You wouldn't fit a catheter in yourself either, you'd connect the catheter pipe from your bladder to your leg-bag though.

You'd empty/replace your legbag but the pipe connected inside your bladder would be done in hospital.

I assume the same applies for a colostomy bag.

Spoon

Daz- In the case of the footy fans yes but in the case of the majority of wearers, no.

Usually their need for wearing a urine bag is paralysis so feeling isn't an issue.

ajm

I should hope so, given that it requires invasive surgery into the colon!!

LG John

Having worked as a labourer for a conservatory building company I can assure that in that time a quiet part of your garden would have been used

andypugh2000

beware of any builder heading down the bottom of your garden with a shovel claiming to be looking for the water pipe

pbee

im glad i do my building work myself.