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Old 18 December 2003, 07:37 AM
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Bloke in our office is undertaking a Christmas McChallenge, after some foolish drunken bragging in the pub a few weeks ago.

He's aimimg to eat 100 McDonald's Chicken McNuggets in two hours. The donation to charity doubles if he does it within one hour. He's not allowed to barf at any point. He can have unlimited amounts of beverages and dips.

The current black market is 76-78 for two hours. What do you reckon? I'm saying it can't be done, personally.
Old 18 December 2003, 07:47 AM
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Depends, is he a 20 stone blighter who has a 20-box as a side order to his big mac?

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Old 18 December 2003, 07:55 AM
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Good point. He's about 6 feet, sturdy build, and reckons he's 105kg, or 16.5 stones.
Old 18 December 2003, 07:57 AM
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I can polish off a 20-box in a few mins as long as it comes with a drink and plenty of BBQ sauce as otherwise they tend to be a tad dry.

Problem hes got is as they get colder the harder to eat they get.

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Old 18 December 2003, 08:03 AM
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Ah, he's been promised fresh nuggets as and when he wants them. We thought that was only fair!
Old 18 December 2003, 08:12 AM
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Don't let him watch that programme that shows what types of off-cuts and crap goes into chicken nuggets! He'll never finish one

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Old 18 December 2003, 08:18 AM
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Oh we have a list of the ingredients, don't worry! "Chicken", however McDonald's define it, is the least of his worries!! Amongst other things, there's some anti-foaming (?!) chemical in them which was considered toxic to humans until 1968...
Old 18 December 2003, 08:23 AM
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I reckon he'll do it- but I'm no expert on McDonalds cusine. If he starves himself a bit beforehand and is a glutton I can't see 100 nuggets being a problem, he can binge then rest, then binge.
I take it he is not allowed to vomit them back up during the contest.
Old 18 December 2003, 08:38 AM
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Yep, as mentioned, he's not allowed to barf at any point.

I've done 40 nuggets before, and that was beginning to become a struggle at the end, although i hadn't starved myself to any extent beforehand.
Old 18 December 2003, 08:43 AM
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Billingsgate MaccyD ?

With all that luverrly fishy smell in the background...

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i hope that photos will be taken of the man's valliant efforts. will this be the first recorded case of Mcnugget poisoning?
Old 18 December 2003, 09:25 AM
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You should let him vomit with the proviso he eats it all up!
Old 18 December 2003, 09:34 AM
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I've done 40 nuggets before
Porker!!!
Old 18 December 2003, 09:36 AM
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starving yourself wont do any good though, as your stomach will start to shrink (i think) .. what he wants to do is keep it stretched ...train his stomach. Saw this programme about people who do eating contests , one guy ate a couple of lbs of grapes the night before to stretch his stomach ... a handy hint
Old 18 December 2003, 09:45 AM
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Is he allowed to barf say three minutes after completion? I think you need to fix a rule there.

And make sure he doesn't cheat by shoving the last seven in his mouth but not swallowing...
Old 18 December 2003, 09:52 AM
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We have a board of budding referees on here!

Yes Brendan, all considered. He can do *anything* after the two hours is up, but not before. And yes, he must have swallowed them, no "hamstering" allowed.

The market has moved, by the way. A flurry of sellers has left it 71-73.
Old 18 December 2003, 11:57 AM
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With all the preservatives and cancer drugs present in the common or garden McNugget he should live to a ripe old age.
Old 18 December 2003, 01:07 PM
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Telboy I'll buy @ 73, £10per nugget
Old 18 December 2003, 01:09 PM
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He's up to 47 in just over half an hour!!

He's gotta start sweating and turning green soon, surely!!
Old 18 December 2003, 01:12 PM
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..no "hamstering" allowed
...is that an official term?
Old 18 December 2003, 01:14 PM
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He'll do it!!

Mate of mine at at least a hundred Brussel Sprouts at last years Chrimbo dinner and won a week off work...he needed it mind ot recver but he did it!
Old 18 December 2003, 01:17 PM
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tell him to keep the momentum going.... there is a delay in the release of hormones that act to make the body feel full. The more he can get down before that happens the better!
Old 18 December 2003, 01:25 PM
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Yep, that's the tactic he's employing ajm.


Small ripple of applause here as he passes the 50 mark. He's definitely slowing, says it's getting difficult to swallow, which is a bit of a worry!!


"Hamstering", hmmm, not sure, at least he's not "cottaging"..!!
Old 18 December 2003, 01:26 PM
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tell him to keep the momentum going.... there is a delay in the release of hormones that act to make the body feel full. The more he can get down before that happens the better!
Its OK, the ghrelin in the nuggets should help keep his appetite up. Failing this, if you’ve got any diabetic mates, pinch their insulin and pump it into your would-be record breaker every 15 minutes - he'll happily eat 'til he ruptures.

[Edited by V45DSM - 12/18/2003 1:30:19 PM]
Old 18 December 2003, 01:27 PM
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No Tel,

But I reckon he'll be spending a bit of time in the cottager's favourite location in the next few hours - for different reasons though

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Old 18 December 2003, 01:29 PM
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Indeed. I think trap 3 already has a restraining order placed upon it!!
Old 18 December 2003, 02:22 PM
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Hey Telboy, what's the score?????
Old 18 December 2003, 02:37 PM
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Just finished!!!

And the total was.....












....












Sixty six!!!!


Oooooh, he doesn't look good!!!!
Old 18 December 2003, 02:45 PM
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Is he allowed to take a dump in the 2 hours?? If so, then I say it could be done easily with the help of a tin of prunes!
Old 18 December 2003, 02:47 PM
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Quick! Re-start the charity run by taking bets on methods of stomach evacuation vs. time delay before doing it!


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