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Old 17 December 2003, 11:32 AM
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I swear he must be. He was sat in trap number 2 in the sh1thouse next to me a minute ago, and it sounded like he was laying big logs, and drinking all the water.

Why do some people have such horrendous manners in what really are public loos ? Yuk.

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Old 17 December 2003, 11:38 AM
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ROFLMAO
Old 17 December 2003, 11:47 AM
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should have shouted "random work sciver search!!!"
Old 17 December 2003, 11:50 AM
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Buzz some wet bog roll over the door next time! (then peg it)
Old 17 December 2003, 11:52 AM
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Its shocking. There i was sat minding my own business playing Solitaire on my iPaq and then that bogtrotter starts up. Honestly.
Old 17 December 2003, 12:00 PM
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Tell me about it, the dirty old f*cks at my work leave a huge a pile of Butt crack fluff and pubes all over the seat!!!

Old 17 December 2003, 01:39 PM
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Old 17 December 2003, 02:02 PM
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LOL

there's another crap thread in this forum!
Old 17 December 2003, 02:05 PM
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I must have missed that scene in the Star Wars movies where Chewie abandoned his post flying the Millenium Falcon to chop one off...
Old 17 December 2003, 02:06 PM
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Old 17 December 2003, 02:32 PM
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There i was sat minding my own business playing Solitaire on my iPaq
Quality - PMSL
Old 17 December 2003, 03:21 PM
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LMAO!!!

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Old 17 December 2003, 04:26 PM
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Excellent,i know exactly what you mean,there you are sitting comfortably with lots of paper down the bog to stop the splashing,when in walks some hairy **** who grunts and groans and doesnt give a f#ck who's listening.

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Old 17 December 2003, 04:34 PM
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ROTFLMAO

Maybe the poor so'd got piles and it feels like he's passing a pinapple. Could be worse, it could've been a byrd. Although hearing some good looking byrd f@rting and grunting is best kept to the bedroom

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Old 17 December 2003, 04:40 PM
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PMSL

I can just see Chewie desperately trying to wipe a ****-caked Wookie @rse while the Millenium Falcon is rocked with explosions as a fleet of TIE fighters attack!

What an advert that would be!

Beats the Andrex puppy hands down!



Old 17 December 2003, 04:45 PM
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Probably would look like the Jackass port-a-loo stunt

I'm pretty sure Chewie suffers from dangle-berries, unless he shaves his sphincter

Stefan
Old 17 December 2003, 05:06 PM
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LOL @ dangle berries. Not heard that one before

I've always referred to them as wampa nuts!

Oh and by the way, Chewie is a female, so it should be unless SHE shaves HER sphincter

(I'll get my "Star Wars" anorak)
Old 17 December 2003, 05:16 PM
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I thought they were called clagnuts. Oh well

Toilet humour rocks

Dave (still traumatised by earlier, and not yet finished the game of Solitaire either. I just cant get back into it...)
Old 17 December 2003, 05:18 PM
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I thought it was TAG NUTS and klingons
Old 17 December 2003, 05:27 PM
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We used to call baps "Dingle berries" at school
Old 17 December 2003, 05:47 PM
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Clagnets at my school.

Excellent thread BTW


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Old 17 December 2003, 06:18 PM
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ROTFLMAO.
They've always been "winnits" up here, (I mean in the north you rude fekkers!):

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Old 17 December 2003, 07:42 PM
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Maybe in this case they should be called a "chewdrop"

As for winnets... my old man (from Rochdale) explained that it was the term for a "pooh that winnet fall"!!!
Old 17 December 2003, 07:43 PM
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Cling-ons

Wax that crack!
Old 17 December 2003, 07:46 PM
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LOL!

I think they were called "tagnuts" from where I'm from.... can't remember but then its not a word I need to use often!
Old 17 December 2003, 07:57 PM
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Nasty !... but LMFAO !!



[Edited by stevoWRX - 12/17/2003 7:58:07 PM]
Old 17 December 2003, 08:13 PM
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Guy at our work, weird, went in he didnt realise I was there when he was in trap one, he was muttering all sorts, mmm smooth, thats a big one, niiiice, thats bettter, I started laughing and it went quiet....
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