Chris L

You may have heard this one, but it is worth repeating

Little Brucie was in his junior school class in Sydney when the
teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All
the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician etc.

Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I was just too embarrassed to say".

Sorry couldn't resist

davegtt

thats good I like that

Brendan Hughes

Is that all you've got?

ProperCharlie

we need *more*

ALi-B

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Yup heard the same.....but with a certain liverpudlian football team

Pete Croney

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail Mary's'."

Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."

The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, "Is that Fannie Green?". The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."

Chris L

Alright another rugby related one - might be old, but hey who cares?

A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart Rugby." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Try and conversion. 7 points each".

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Penalty - 10 to 7." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty -10 each." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Drop goal, I lead 13 to 10."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he craps in the bed.

The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says,
"Half time, change sides."




[Edited by Chris L - 12/5/2003 4:52:26 PM]

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FROTFLMFAO

Brilliant Pete and CHris

Alas

Pete - that is absolutely class. Still greeting when I think about it
Alas