Who likes a limerick?
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Could be a good thread for the weekend - I'll get it started:
When her daughter got married in Bicester,
Her mother remarked as she kissed her,
"That fellow you've won,
Is sure to be fun,
Since tea he's fcuked me and your sister."
When her daughter got married in Bicester,
Her mother remarked as she kissed her,
"That fellow you've won,
Is sure to be fun,
Since tea he's fcuked me and your sister."
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Behind the old Model T
Is where she first showed it to me
It was hairy and black,
And she called it a crack,
But it looked like a manhole to me
Is where she first showed it to me
It was hairy and black,
And she called it a crack,
But it looked like a manhole to me
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There was a young girl from Australia
Who considered all dicks a failure
So she lay on her back
And opened her crack
And in backed a lorry and trailer.
Who considered all dicks a failure
So she lay on her back
And opened her crack
And in backed a lorry and trailer.
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There was a young man from Gwent
Whose ***** was unusually bent
To save him from trouble
He'd **** with it double
So he didn't just come, he went!
There was a young lady from
Whose pubic hair hung to her knees
Her crabs got together
To knit her a sweater
So in winter her c4nt wouldn't freeze
Whose ***** was unusually bent
To save him from trouble
He'd **** with it double
So he didn't just come, he went!
There was a young lady from
Whose pubic hair hung to her knees
Her crabs got together
To knit her a sweater
So in winter her c4nt wouldn't freeze
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An elderly pervert in Nice
Who was long past wanting a piece
Would jack off his hogs
His cat and his dogs
'til his parrot called in the police.
Who was long past wanting a piece
Would jack off his hogs
His cat and his dogs
'til his parrot called in the police.
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