Favourite Animals ?
15 November 2003, 10:29 PM
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What animals do you like and why
I like
Squirells,
Because they look so furtive and evil, they look like if they were any bigger they would kill you in the blink of an eye and have even been known to go for people, the nut storage thing as well, way cool, I can just imagine the hibernating troffing out on Acorns, Conkers and the like, In fact next winter I plan to do the same having forraged for Kettle Chips and Stella.
Baboons,
Agressive, Bad Attitude, Big Pink ****, in fact I think I evolved from Baboons based on that description, I love the way they saunter in front of Fully Laden trucks and stare them down. Not so sure about the deviant practice of picking winnits and tag nuts of each others **** and nibbling on them, twiglets any day for me. Whoooo Whoooo Whoooooo, ughh ughhh uggh, genius.
Orang Utans,
So cool and chilled (just seen some on telly), hang fron trees all day and try and get ladies boobies out, who cant respect a mammal of such selfless concern for Male humans, get them out for the Orangs I say. Right turn Clyde.
I like
Squirells,
Because they look so furtive and evil, they look like if they were any bigger they would kill you in the blink of an eye and have even been known to go for people, the nut storage thing as well, way cool, I can just imagine the hibernating troffing out on Acorns, Conkers and the like, In fact next winter I plan to do the same having forraged for Kettle Chips and Stella.
Baboons,
Agressive, Bad Attitude, Big Pink ****, in fact I think I evolved from Baboons based on that description, I love the way they saunter in front of Fully Laden trucks and stare them down. Not so sure about the deviant practice of picking winnits and tag nuts of each others **** and nibbling on them, twiglets any day for me. Whoooo Whoooo Whoooooo, ughh ughhh uggh, genius.
Orang Utans,
So cool and chilled (just seen some on telly), hang fron trees all day and try and get ladies boobies out, who cant respect a mammal of such selfless concern for Male humans, get them out for the Orangs I say. Right turn Clyde.
15 November 2003, 10:34 PM
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Saw the white tigers when (IIRC) the only pair in captivity were in San Francisco zoo (1985-ish?).
Personally, I'd go for cheetahs. Because they can run at 70mph (not for long though
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PS: I have a theory about squirrels -- they travel in waves. When they stop, they seem to carry on the 'wave' from where they left off. Maybe they experience the 5th dimension or something.
[Edited by carl - 11/15/2003 10:38:48 PM]
Personally, I'd go for cheetahs. Because they can run at 70mph (not for long though
)PS: I have a theory about squirrels -- they travel in waves. When they stop, they seem to carry on the 'wave' from where they left off. Maybe they experience the 5th dimension or something.
[Edited by carl - 11/15/2003 10:38:48 PM]
15 November 2003, 10:42 PM
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Yeah forgot about Cheetah's its bizarre that they can only turn at speed by flicking their tail
Dont they have to stop running at that speeed after a very short while or they will die ?
Dont they have to stop running at that speeed after a very short while or they will die ?
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16 November 2003, 02:02 AM
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Cats!
And I am very sad to say my dear friend will have to go, if anyone wants a grey cat whos very friendly and answers to the name of Burt (not sure why its Burt I was drunk when I named him lol)
I have a friend who said they will look after him if I can't find a home and a neice who is trying to convince her mum they need a cat but otherwise if anyone wants him.
And I am very sad to say my dear friend will have to go, if anyone wants a grey cat whos very friendly and answers to the name of Burt (not sure why its Burt I was drunk when I named him lol)
I have a friend who said they will look after him if I can't find a home and a neice who is trying to convince her mum they need a cat but otherwise if anyone wants him.
16 November 2003, 10:55 AM
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Badgers, fantastic, we were Camping in the Lake District and one entered our tent, the tent being split into a living area and a sleeping area in a kind of bag, the Badger proceeded to help itself to a packet of digestives and made a comincal nibbling nois, nummy nummy num num.
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