Bet you can't read this without pulling a face at the end!
06 November 2003, 02:24 PM
#1
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.facebook.com
Posts: 15,233
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
A lovely story from the latest FHM:
A while ago, after more than a few delicious beverages at my local I pulled a large woman,and persuaded her to let me take her home.
At home, we soon got down to business and despite the room being
pitch black it wasn't hard to locate her massive b*obies,so I started sucking greedily on a hardened ni*ple.
And then, rather surprisingly,I got a gob full of warm milk.
Being the perfect gentleman I immediately asked her if she had
recently given birth, but she rather testily claimed that she hadn't.
So I carried on regardless and had a thoroughly enjoyable night of
blubber-bashing with the chubby goer.
When I woke in the morning I looked down at the beached whale and
was rather horrified to see, about half an inch from her ni*ple,
the shrivelled remains of a monstrous boil which i had clearly
sucked dry during our night of passion!
Mikey
<AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"!!!!!! ! >
A while ago, after more than a few delicious beverages at my local I pulled a large woman,and persuaded her to let me take her home.
At home, we soon got down to business and despite the room being
pitch black it wasn't hard to locate her massive b*obies,so I started sucking greedily on a hardened ni*ple.
And then, rather surprisingly,I got a gob full of warm milk.
Being the perfect gentleman I immediately asked her if she had
recently given birth, but she rather testily claimed that she hadn't.
So I carried on regardless and had a thoroughly enjoyable night of
blubber-bashing with the chubby goer.
When I woke in the morning I looked down at the beached whale and
was rather horrified to see, about half an inch from her ni*ple,
the shrivelled remains of a monstrous boil which i had clearly
sucked dry during our night of passion!
Mikey
<AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"!!!!!! ! >
06 November 2003, 02:27 PM
#2
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 25,080
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Thanks Mikey! i'm now going to photograph and post the picture of the mess I've just made over my desk with the nice McGriddle I was eating when I read this! lol 
The moral of the story?
Always check out the girl in the nude with the lights on before getting jiggy with it
The moral of the story?
Always check out the girl in the nude with the lights on before getting jiggy with it
Trending Topics
07 November 2003, 09:33 AM
#19
BANNED
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: In my own little world
Posts: 9,644
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Its like those stories about guys who have "Had supper" with a women on the "Blob"... to drunk to notice..Until they look in the mirror the next day.....
07 November 2003, 11:44 AM
#21
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 1,780
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
The thing with sh#gging a fat bird is they are always gratefull afterwards.And they are a really comfortable scr#w, so i've heard.
Just be nice and lift the outrigger t#ts, or boil up,before you roll her over.
Zippy
Just be nice and lift the outrigger t#ts, or boil up,before you roll her over.
Zippy
07 November 2003, 11:46 AM
#22
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.facebook.com
Posts: 15,233
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Is there such a thing as an uncomfortable screw? If you notice that you are uncomfortable, surely you ain't concentratin' enough!
Mikey
Mikey
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Mattybr5@MB Developments
Full Cars Breaking For Spares
28
28 December 2015 11:07 PM
Mattybr5@MB Developments
Full Cars Breaking For Spares
12
18 November 2015 07:03 AM
Sam Witwicky
Engine Management and ECU Remapping
17
13 November 2015 10:49 AM