Luke

Started last week. Always feels like the eyelashes are slighty stuck together. No fluid/gunge tec. Vision seems fine. Its like its gone a bit lazy....

Anyone???? Going to docs at end of week.

ajm

LOL! Withnail and I: "My thumbs gone weird.... I'm in the middle of a f*cking overdose!!"

Spoon

Luke- That's commonly know as "Cunnilingus eye".

It's from the constant rubbing of your eyelid on a womans inner thigh whilst performing oral sex.

Refrain from such activity for 2 weeks and everything will return to normal.

I do hope answering a rather personal question on a public forum won't cause you any embarrassment.

Dunk

iTrader: (1)

Or Dingleberry eye ?

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Katana

Stop playing with yourself Luke. Didnt mama tell you you gonna go blind in the end? You should've listened..

Scooby96

Could be the start conjunctivitis or cunnilingivitis as mentioned above

Spoon

Scooby96- Off topic (although I'm not entirely sure) are you going to Erotica 2003 next week?

Should be able to get your bubble wrap.

Scooby96

Spoony - got the bubblewrap thanks - 25m for £12.99!!

Wasnt going to go but the gf wants to now I've mentioned it to her so yep will probably be there - you?

Spoon

Oh yes, boots blacked and all that.

Just trying to find out how good the parking is at the Olympia.

Any idea anyone?

Charlie WRXSTI

Parking is not all that from memory, better off getting the train

Spoon

Thanks Charlie.

Luke

Hello....... you two want to chat elsewhere???? pair of puffs.

Right so I cant munch the kebab for a week (Bloody hell.. wife been Turkish and all that!!)

need my eyes back very very fast....

yoza

Try getting a wash in the morning.....

Spoon

Give us a kiss Luke and you can join us.


Nice to see you could make it.

Diesel

It may be the start of a Stye (blocked eyelid hair follicle). Get some Brolene and cross yer fingers. Also never rub yer eye when you are all Chilli Sos'd up! If it flares up you gonna need Chloramphenicol or Fucidin from the doc. Go early.

Yes I'm a bloody expert - Styes? I love them!!!

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