lpski1

Pah, thats your average night out in East London, just carry some nasal blockers, if you have to . !! and some "new, wont catch a thing" condoms.

The guys doing the charlie - rophyenol (sp) their drinks, you have fun with the ladies. oh and dont be shy, just cos there arent any curtains. we was all born naked and some grotesque nurse slapped your @rse, lmao.

So where exactly did this happen, i am due a weekend away. LMAO

edited to say " who was the superstar who was friend with the dealer then " ?? spill the beans.

[Edited by lpski1 - 11/4/2003 11:22:06 PM]

RB5-Black

*cough* need a wing man for this weekend ?*cough*

[Edited by RB5-Black - 11/5/2003 4:37:11 PM]

CC

Just had to share this ....

I'm going out alot more recently clubbing etc and having some experiences which can only be described as 'surreal' lol..are these typical nightouts nowadays cos I didn't bother with clubs etc for several years due to long term relationship.

Seen a well known cast member of a certain soap at a popular night spot last sunday, he was mumbling something to me at the bar, I just thought who is this sad olg g1t out on his own...I more or less blanked him out, then started thinking that he looked familiar, then realised who it was .
I later spotted him with a group of blokes/women. One of the group is a known drug dealer around here! Later in the the night he nearly came to blows with a lad twice his size and half his age....all were ejected. Might not sound that mad but it well freaked me out...and I didn't even get his autograph lol!

The previous night I ended up snogging a nice young lady, getting a bit carried away....at one point i looked over her shoulder and seen a bloke sorta scowling (I think?) at me from a settee several feet away. After a few mins of this I ask if she knew him, she said yes and she was with him!!! **** me!!! Has anyone seen that nightclub scene from The Office.....? Needless to say I did one.

A few weeks ago me and m8 got invited back to a girls flat for a quiet drink..she also told me she was a 'not that sort of girl' etc in other words no nookie. Although I thought it rather strange as to why she got her t1ts out in the club...

On getting back to her flat, a girl and two lads are already there, 80s michael jackson blaring out loudly, god knows what the neighbours thought....
After a short time the girl says 'lets get naked' and strips off, completely, as does the other. The blokes invite us to do so some coke off a pool table in another room, they get naked too ...the women at this point are speaking in a rather strange american porno accent, i know they're on for a free for all but me and my m8 were a bit disturbed at this point (coked up naked blokes n all), plus there were no fecking curtains on any windows!!!! There's a fair bit more to it but to be honest it's was that mad words dont justify it.

Are these typical nights-out nowadays? I am being naive?

No I wasn't out of my face on drugs, p1ssed yes.

Not really sure as to the point of this post and I bet it'll end up muppetised, but I had to get it out!

BOB.T

Perfectly normal that mate



















**** ME!!!

ChrisB

That's a bit different from walking home stuffing a kebab down your throat

Brun

Go out with girlfriend - have a quiet drink - have 10 more quiet drinks - zig zag home with afor mentioned lady - cuddle up in bed and fall into alcohol induced coma - wake up minus hangover - bonk - tea - cuddle up again - sleep some more - get up!
Sounds more like it to me

CC

lpski, funnily enuf, a nurses uniform was seen at one point back at the house of ill-repute!

The location was Chester but NO-WAY will I say exactly where or whom....

Just a mad mad time ...

Brun, I'd probably prefer a night like that meself, still something to look back and laf at innit

Scooby96

"After a short time the girl says 'lets get naked' and strips off, completely, as does the other.....women at this point are speaking in a rather strange american porno accent, i know they're on for a free for all....

Are these typical nights-out nowadays? I am being naive?"

YEP & YEP

fitzscoob

so did you get naked and nasty with the snorting numpties ?

MattW

Blacon?

red_dog104

LMAO. Looks like my next big night out will have to be Chester then!!!

Pete Croney

So what have you got planned this weekend CC?

chaos.

You must of been to a swinging party or something of the sort. These things dont just happen like that, most of the bints at clubs are stupid bimboes and not up for that kind of stuff.

chaos [my worthless £0.02 worth...]

Scooby96

Now I'm interested in the location

Freak

hey man, im a club Dj and i can assure you they are

God i love my job

yoza

Any, and all nights out, when ALL the lads turn up.

There should be a law against any more than 3 mates going out on the p1ss........More than 10=Dissaster.

CC

fitzscoob, there was a little bit tom-foolery lol , i didnt take any illegal substances as i was up at 7am for work and had to get some sleep.

MattW, no not Blacon. Don't think there are any clubs in Blacon m8?

red_dog, go for it! Tis a good night out in Chester...but I'm not sure if the above is 'typical' ...

Pete, lol, going out of course...at the mo' I live for the weekend . Day job is quite long hours and boring so the w/ends are always welcome.

choas, I agree, never happened to me b4 and probably wont again...

RB5 lol, hey the more the merrier as far as I'm concerned , but u watch, I've probably jinxed myself now and nothing 'interesting' will happen for ages...somehow i doubt it tho'

Must admit, these last few months have been a bit of an adventure, may it continue .