How do I get shut of some "smack heads" from one of my flats? They've had a couple of notices issued but still there!
dave

 

Spend some dosh and send the heavies in to sort em out.
Job done, smackheads should fooking shoot em really !

 

Are they there legally?

 

Wheres the location

Si

 

If you can get hold of some potassium sulphate, grind some into a powder, put it in a small baggie and 'drop' it upstairs.
then laugh hysterically when its injected and their veins are burned from the inside and blood boils.

 

Only works if the flat isn't a ground-floor one...

Post them a leaflet saying that there is a new balcony outside their kitchen window, and then laugh hysterically as they step outside and plummet to their pavement-pizza destinies below.

NB. Remember to get the leaflets out of the flat before the Rozzers arrive.