Nimbus

I think I might be the only one contributing to this thread . Does anyone else remember this comedy…

Some of my favourite quotes…


Aulus: Grasientus, go to your room and write a farewell note to your *********!


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They call me 'Mungo,the forgetful'
Why's that?
Why's what?

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Badvoc: So far we've had a hairy hag with no teeth, a bald hag with lots of teeth and a normal hag with hairy teeth…

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They call me 'Mungo,the Shrugger'
Why's that?
*shrugs*

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Aulus: Aaaarrr, it's spring time Grasientus, my favourite time of the year. I want to run through the meadows, I want to bath naked in crystal pools, I want to fly with the skylark and she soars on high!! But most of all...

Grasientus: ...you want a quick...

Aulus: ...Exactly... It's been a year now Grasientus. A year of involuntary celibacy. I'm as hornay as a rhinocros and a unicorn in a "who's got the biggest horn" competition.

Grasientus: Well you're not exactly spoilt for choice around here, are you. The British girls are either ugly, ugly or ugly.

Aulus: She doesn't have to be British. I'm mad with lust, Grasientus. She could be Greek, Syrian...

Grasientus: ...Belgian...

Aulus: I'm not that mad... Anyway Grasientus, don't you feel spring coursing through your veins. Don't you get the odd bout of "Tent pole Toga"...?

Grasientus: Luckily Aulus, I am not a slave to that part of my anatomy.

Aulus: Just as well Grasientu, because you are, with all due respect, an ugly ba$tard.


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"Ig-Wa, Ig-Wa, Wiggi Wiggi Wiggi, Plun-jarrr Plun-jarr!" (old Trinovantes war cry.. apparently...)

V5

LOL - now there's a show I haven't thought of for a long time! And Rory was funny!!

Can't remember any quotes tho!

Hammy Hamster

Some quotes gathered in muppets the other day. Here.

Enter at your peril