HumptyDumpty

simple question, the wife want to take her Ann Summers 'pocket pleaser' on hols

doesn't want it in carry on luggage incase hand searched

Is is ok to put things like this in the hold baggage or will it be intercepted?

Mr.Manchester

to save the "ooh whats this then?" from security id just buy one for her when you get the, or improvise

HumptyDumpty

sadly only the pocket pleaser will do

JackClark

Take the batteries out. Buzzing baggage may raise a few eyebrows.

HumptyDumpty

the insides must show up on baggage screening though?

surely people must take vibros on hols no?

Puff The Magic Wagon!

iTrader: (2)

Stick it in the hold baggage

That way if it is seen/searched then at least her blushes will be saved

I imagine they seem some really wierd personal "stuff" so a mini-vibrator will be rather boring for them

HumptyDumpty

she thinks we are leaving it at home. if security pull it out and ask what it is she will go mental

Puff The Magic Wagon!

iTrader: (2)

Hold baggage is not checked in front of the passengers

mj

even worse in the main luggage - the guy watching the Xray will think she's got a 20mm anti-aircraft round in her suitcase.

Scooby_Loo

Just you put it in your hand luggage and tell them when putting it through, save your missus the blushes. Or you could buy one out there, wherever you are going!

HumptyDumpty

it's going on my person. if I carry no keys or money etc it shouldn't trigger anything


[Edited by Puff The Magic Wagon! - 10/13/2003 4:35:10 PM]

Scooby_Loo

Thanks humpty, we really needed to know that!

HumptyDumpty

whoops sorry

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Can you not rent one while you are away ?

Or is that Fiat Panda's, always get them confused.

Recaro

stick it in the hold. It wont even get noticed probably. The hold baggage screening works using different colours for different material. unless its made out if metal or an explosive material, the people viewing the monitors will let it pass them.

AndiThompson

Sound to me like this isnt strictly for the wife. You dirty boy you

Hobo_Jojo

ew

Buckrogers

If you carry it, surely the walk through metal detector would be triggered??

Now that would be funny....

Q. "Are you carrying anything Dangerous sir?"

A. "Depends what floats your boat..!"

In Disguise

They can, and most do, search womans handbags before boarding. Best route is leave it in ur luggage....

HumptyDumpty

I am ordering some new toys to be delivered to the adress in Spain

Des O'Corner

The original and still the best !

Dazza01

Be careful, cos what r u going to put in the box which says "CONTENTS" ?? bearing in mind that all courier freight is now screened, and any sus packages are opened and investigated.

Dave P

Just a thought but wont the "Real" thing be going on holiday with you?

Appreciate the plastic gives some variety but for a holiday??? Not sure I'd be prepared to pay for the extra baggage allowance!!!!

Dave

HumptyDumpty

cheeky c*nts, it for the missus, used by the missus