Ravster

The renown humour of Scoobynetters is required!

As a leaving present for a mate at work we are buying (amongst other pressies) some golf ***** on which we are going to write humourous messages .... bearing in mind these ***** will likely end up in the woods soon and messages must be short enough to scribe on a ball ...

I was thinking along the lines of bumper stickers.

Some ones I've thought of...

"If found please return to ..."
"My other owner is Tiger Woods"
"He spanks me with sticks all day"
"Please show me the way to the hole"
"Help! I'm lost. Please phone ..."

Over to you. Muchos Gracias.

[Edited by Ravster - 10/2/2003 8:20:59 AM]

Ravster

Hee Hee, will have to buy more golf ***** now! Can't fit much writing on them though.

Just scribed "Smack me hard and long!", that's about the limit on characters. :-/

[Edited by Ravster - 10/2/2003 10:53:04 AM]

Brendan Hughes

"Can I join your club?"
"Seen any white plastic eunuchs?"
"Hit this but fondle my others", dodgy if found by a man though...

POC

"if you've found me then the bloke that hit me is crap at golf"

Scooby Snacks 23

Beware, when I looked into getting some ***** printed with a logo for my stag weekend, the minimum purchase was 1000 ***** which is an expensive leaving gift!!!!

Ravster

Thanks for your suggestions. More please!

Gonna write them on with a fine marker pen ... we're tight!

Thought of another: "If you can read this then ... FORE!"

Reffro

There's some sh*t on the end of your club..........No, the other end.

Dazza01

"When i grow up im gonna be a football"
Tennis ball
rugby ball
cricket ball

or whatever ball u can think of really.....

Richard Askew

Caution: baby chick inside!

Muffleman

"Now I'm REALLY tee'd off"



Sorry...

BOB.T

"my owner's crap too"

"keep going, I'm not yours"

"was there a scoob in the car park when you came in? I think I'm lost!"

flat4

"i like to get my wood out in public"

Beer Good

Sally Gunnell ball. I run well but am a bit ugly.

Poor Guy

"hit me baby, harder!"

PeteT

'How's my driving? Call 0800.....

Dazza012

PMSL...Got to be the best yet !!!!!

messiah

"shh! i'm hiding"

"Glad I'm out of his pocket - his c*ck stinks"

rb5037

The things you can write on a golf ball, you guys crack me up LOL

Adam